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Post by Paws on Oct 2, 2004 3:37:05 GMT 12.75
I told you it would come back to haunt you! (And this is Halloween month!!) ;D
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Post by OLKoot on Oct 3, 2004 5:27:52 GMT 12.75
Hey Mad Jack,yah old rattlesnake...its me ,your long lost cousin farmer Earl......cant yah see the resemblance? ;D Keep in touch!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Mad Jack on Oct 3, 2004 14:17:27 GMT 12.75
I remember you Earl! You're the cousin that eats corn off the cob, one kernal at a time, and slugs that clear corn juice from a jelly jar. I notice you're also shaving again. I see from your hat you made Hollywood as a 5 star personality in the adult corn bussiness. That's great, Earl. Are your Ma and Pa still in the Kettles' Corn business? I hope so they, make the best stuff!
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Post by OLKoot on Oct 3, 2004 14:35:19 GMT 12.75
Ma and Pa are retired now,and they left the farm to me to make my own mash....Oh well suckin corn off the cob with one tooth aint for funnin anymore,but its funny watching cousin Bubba running thru the corn fields backwards with his pants off!!!!! Remember him? ;D
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Post by OLKoot on Oct 4, 2004 10:45:58 GMT 12.75
Well I dont know whats goin on Jack, but the family just keeps poppin up from all over the place.....heres your long lost twin " Bubba Ray Buchanan"......I dont know about moonshinin, I do know he raises pigs!!! ;D
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Post by MadJack on Oct 5, 2004 9:48:46 GMT 12.75
Steve, The family's coming together again . We found my long, lost, other brother, ;D Darryl. We had a great reunion the other day. He wants you to know he's all right . His left still don't work no good, but he can still suck the juice out'a a dry corn cob.
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Post by OLKoot on Oct 6, 2004 4:36:35 GMT 12.75
Geee, Jack, got any woman in the family? But I did find the rest of the family!!!!!! ;D All bellied up to the local chew and choke!!
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Post by MadJack on Jun 29, 2005 9:30:52 GMT 12.75
Oh, Lordy, great jeehoseyfats....all is right wit de world out der. We found our long lost other brother Daryl. He done just stumbled onto us like at the homestead place. It was a great time, all us a bein' back together again. Kinda like a litter of coonhounds at feeding time. ;D He was a askin' to meet some o' ya'lls daughters. We's a plannin' a social night. He'd like to be a courtin', hitchin'up and settling down with some of my friends. He 's right proud of me 'n how I fetched onta such a prideful passle of good folk. ;D We'll be in touch now, ya hear.
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Post by OLKoot on Jun 29, 2005 11:50:18 GMT 12.75
Heck Jack, yah might as well bring him to the old family reunion this year, so he can find a date!! ;D
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Post by OLKoot on Jun 29, 2005 14:14:21 GMT 12.75
Hey Jack...heres the settup, I got cousin LuEllaMae to sign his dance card and She is a sister to cousin JimBob in the second photo.
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Post by MadJack on Jun 30, 2005 10:11:15 GMT 12.75
;D Other brother Darryl is frothin at the gums.
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Post by OLKoot on Jun 30, 2005 11:35:56 GMT 12.75
OOOOOOOOWWWWWHHHHEEEEEEE, then we have a LUV connection!!
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Post by Paws on Jun 30, 2005 12:39:54 GMT 12.75
Nlow that Luella Mae is a comely wench; a bit too large for the number 10 wash tub though. Will she ride through the car wash with the top down?
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Post by OLKoot on Jun 30, 2005 13:38:19 GMT 12.75
Only if you put the picnic basket in the trunk!! ;D
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Post by RogueWarrior1957 on Jun 30, 2005 13:48:08 GMT 12.75
Actually, she likes to sit in a lawn/lounge chair in the back of the pick-up truck and ride thru the car wash. She's got a pair of those "Red Baron" style goggles to keep the soap out of her eyes. Only thing she demands...that you have a sliding back window so she can plug in her 12v curling iron afterwards. LuEllaMae has always been a bit picky about her hair looking just so! So I've been told, she cooks some awesome fried chicken (or possum), country style taters, and maybe some apple cobbler made by Grannie's old southern recipe. ;D And before I forget...she's got one of those southern drawls like butter on velvet...I swear that gal can melt candles in January with her sultry voice! Ever hear of kissin' cousins? She'd be the one!
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Post by OLKoot on Jun 30, 2005 16:25:37 GMT 12.75
OOOOOHHHHH, I'm getting goose bumps thinking about that!! ;D
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Post by Paws on Jul 1, 2005 5:54:33 GMT 12.75
Jump on in here baby, Daddy's waiting!
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Post by OLKoot on Jul 1, 2005 9:11:16 GMT 12.75
Coming big Daddy!!
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Post by MadJack on Sept 14, 2005 11:38:23 GMT 12.75
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Post by Paws on Sept 15, 2005 6:34:31 GMT 12.75
The more water she splashes out the more girl per gallon there will be in the pond! ;D
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