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Post by Carter Northcutt on Apr 20, 2007 10:57:38 GMT 12.75
"A watched pot never boils". "Because its good for you", when served stuff we didn't like.
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Post by Paws on Apr 20, 2007 11:01:16 GMT 12.75
Now if Neal and CG show up I'm paying up my life insurance! "Take an old cold tater and wait" (Little Jimmy Dickens aka LtlKen's cousin) ;D
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Post by Brikatw on Apr 20, 2007 15:55:46 GMT 12.75
YUP, THAT is Addison. 20 months now and STILL Bumpa's girl. She refuses to call me Grampa, only "Bumpa" So I guess that's what I am ;D Kathy patted me on the butt this morning as I walked by her and Addison. Addison hauled off and punched Kathy in the nose...
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Post by geiyserq on Apr 21, 2007 1:00:49 GMT 12.75
My 4 most memorable childhood kitchen sayings.............
Don't sing at the table! (Why, I never did know.)
Eat off your own plate! (Steelin my brother's food)
Smack him Mom! (Because Pop's arms werent long enough to reach across the table)
Get those damn dishes done! (Pop was ready to watch the Walter Conkrite and needed a reason to change the channel from my show)
Gee, now that i think about it, I shutter at the thought of my childhood kitchen days!
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Post by Paws on Apr 21, 2007 3:39:05 GMT 12.75
"Get your elbows off the table!" "Chew your food 32 times before you swallow." "Don't gulp!" "Don't reach across the table!" "Say the magic words." "Stop feeding that dog, who let him in here anyway!" "Quit playing with that and eat it before it gets cold!" (Come to think of ikt I still get that one a lot!) "No dessert unless you finish your vegetables!" "Just go to your room then until you are hungry!" "God is great, God is good, let us thank him for this food, Amen." "Ma, don't you think it's time we got britches for little Johnny and stop lettin' him crawl across the table? Did you see what he just drug through the mashed taters?"
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Post by Paws on Apr 21, 2007 3:40:01 GMT 12.75
Stop that or you'll go blind...... ooops! Wrong saying! ;D Hey, you makin' fun of my glasses?
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Post by geiyserq on Apr 21, 2007 3:44:04 GMT 12.75
Gee thanks Paws.
I'm fixin to go eat lunch and now all I can picture in my head is lil Johnnies thingy diggin a trench thru my mashed taters.......lol
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Post by Toby Benoit on Apr 21, 2007 5:58:33 GMT 12.75
;D ;D ;D ;D
Damn, that's too funny!
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Post by Buckeye on Apr 21, 2007 13:19:58 GMT 12.75
I'll never look at mashed potatos the same again. ;D
"Don't talk with your mouth full."
"Shut your mouth and eat your dinner."
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Post by Paws on Apr 22, 2007 4:14:24 GMT 12.75
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Post by Toby Benoit on Apr 22, 2007 7:11:55 GMT 12.75
"Beans beans, the musical fruit, the more you eat the more you poot. The more you poot, the better you feel, we ought to eat beans at every meal!"
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Post by Paws on Apr 22, 2007 11:07:35 GMT 12.75
"It's good for you!" "It'll make you big and strong!" "Grandma worked on this all day and you'll hurt her feelings if you don't try it." "It tastes like chicken."
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Post by brittonfaith on Apr 24, 2007 4:41:37 GMT 12.75
"What are you doing with that fridge door wide open? What are you trying to do? Let out all the coldness I saved up overnight??"
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Post by brittonfaith on Apr 25, 2007 2:50:32 GMT 12.75
Here's one I remember my mom using when times were tough. "Hey! What are do you think you're doing?? Don't you throw out that dish water. That's tomorrows lunch!" I think she was actually just trying to keep the well from going dry.
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Post by Paws on Apr 25, 2007 5:23:55 GMT 12.75
"Serve the Mutton!"- Ebeneezer Scrooge
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Post by Toby Benoit on Apr 25, 2007 5:46:37 GMT 12.75
"Good bread, good meat; good God, let's eat!"
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Post by Buckeye on Apr 25, 2007 13:24:30 GMT 12.75
Past the lips and over the gums, look out tummy here it comes!
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Post by Toby Benoit on Jan 9, 2013 19:38:27 GMT 12.75
Reading through these after all these years, I swear I'm about to bust a gut from the giggles... This bunch around here ain't right!!! ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Paws on Jan 10, 2013 1:02:57 GMT 12.75
Funny never changes.
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Post by Toby Benoit on Feb 18, 2013 13:33:20 GMT 12.75
You old bastard! I had mashed taters tonight and don't matter how long it's been since I read this, I couldn't help but get all cracked thinking about what Lil Johnnie drug through the taters, LMBO!!! ;D ;D ;D
Damn near cost me my apatite!!!
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