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Post by Paws on Jan 22, 2008 15:44:16 GMT 12.75
Miss Kathy I was wonderin ifin' I might get your permission to marry up within' your'n daughter child Mandy? I done told that gal to kick that bum to the curb and I'd take her hand in matrimony ifin' she needed a frog leg cook and I wanted to do the right thing and git yerin' permission. Now she is a might older than I was lookin for but I rekon she'll do all right since she ain't done larned' too many things the wrong way to git set in her'n own idees yet.
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Post by Toby Benoit on Jan 22, 2008 19:13:41 GMT 12.75
Paws, that youngun of Miss Kathy's ain't but barely outta her teens!
The older you get, the younger the girlfriends get. In another five years, you'll be dating sperm at this rate!
Besides, after Mandy does drop kick whatshisname to the curb, I done told her I'd make reservations at the altar my own self.
I do admire a gal that can catch and clean her own fish and can skin a buck without breaking a nail! ;D
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Post by Paws on Jan 23, 2008 2:42:07 GMT 12.75
Now Toby I realize she ain't no "Spring Chicken" but she ought to still have enough fight left in her to drag a deer, change a tire, maybe roof a house, plow a field, clean the house, do the laundry, and scrub up the dishes after she feeds the cats and dogs and washes my cars, oils my guns and restrings my reels. I mean after all now, I do plan on cooking and eatin dinner and such for the two of us. And that datin' sperm thing, jest what the heck you think I been doin?
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Post by OLKoot on Jan 23, 2008 5:47:17 GMT 12.75
Phil, personally, I think you was cloning!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Toby Benoit on Jan 23, 2008 6:58:21 GMT 12.75
;D ;D ;D
You remind me of that old country song that starts out, "Throw another log on the fire, cook me up some bacon and some beans..."
;D ;D ;D
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Post by trblmandy on Feb 1, 2008 17:08:07 GMT 12.75
lawd next ya'll gonna b auctionin me off! ;D
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Post by Two Tales on Feb 2, 2008 1:36:46 GMT 12.75
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Post by Toby Benoit on Feb 3, 2008 9:15:46 GMT 12.75
I reckon I can bid as high as $2.10, but you gotta promise to take me fishin' ever now and then!
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Post by Two Tales on Feb 3, 2008 10:07:04 GMT 12.75
I'll go $2.65 if'ns ya gots a bote an ya can dig worms ;D ;D
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Post by pwrwgnlady on Feb 3, 2008 14:27:24 GMT 12.75
Geez guys!! Now of course you realize Addison is not part of that bid package, but as an added bonus, you get Brian.LOL!! ; After all, Lauren, my daughter inlaw , had to accept that part so fair is fair! Mandy can make one hell of a sweet potato pie, she does do laundry, Of course there is my comission fee............you know, tax , title, license, etc......... and did I mention that she can also shoot? that should drive the bidding way up.....
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Post by Mars on Feb 3, 2008 14:50:07 GMT 12.75
I'll bump it up to $3. if you keep Brian and she brings her own gun.
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Post by Bro. Freddie on Feb 3, 2008 15:18:56 GMT 12.75
$5 if ya'll will throw in Miss Addison, keep Brian, and she brings her own gun and shells. I might go $5.15 if she brings gas for the boat.
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Post by Paws on Feb 4, 2008 0:52:02 GMT 12.75
Can she make them pies with Splenda?
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Post by Mars on Feb 4, 2008 2:29:44 GMT 12.75
I need pictures to go higher
of the boat and gun.
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Post by Brikatw on Feb 4, 2008 6:57:37 GMT 12.75
Y'all KNOW, I"M the one that gots the boat??? I guess I should tell you too that, Mandy can only clean rabbits and deer as fast as it takes to get the pot hot on the stove. I've throwed 6 rabbits at her before and she had them criiters cleaned, skinned and ready before I got the pot on the stove. Here's the boat, motor will only start with the first pull. If you pull the cord more than that your just waisting energy because it's already running. The deck is a great place to napp too. and here's a picture of me, Mandy and Addison, a coule years old but hey, it's a picture.....LOL Oh yeah, the boys will be in the deal sort of, But hey, Matt is 1/2 John Deere Tractor... ;D
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Post by Paws on Feb 4, 2008 14:23:33 GMT 12.75
Uhhh Brian, on second thought since Mandy don't do dishes can I have the boat instead? I'll give you a buck two ninety eight and four cats for that boat and you can pick the color!
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Post by azslim on Mar 17, 2008 10:29:10 GMT 12.75
Hey Brian, how you doing? Haven't talked with you in a long while. Lost your address when my last computer died and I very seldom hit NAHC nowadays.
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Post by Brikatw on Mar 17, 2008 12:16:40 GMT 12.75
It's changed a couple times Slijm. The address now is callingalltoms@yahoo.com OR www.heirloomturkeycalls.comI have been steadily getting better and busier. Somehow that all comes together. I started making the Turkey Calls and it seems I'm pretty fair at that.....who'd a thunk it? Worst case buddy, just call me, 318-949-9008
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Post by Paws on Mar 17, 2008 13:12:26 GMT 12.75
Hey Brian I just got in and got your message. Sorry I wasn't here. Went to Bible study potluck. Pastor said we were going to have a "message in a meal" so I asked where the fortune cookies were. He didn't get it!
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Post by Mars on Mar 17, 2008 13:47:56 GMT 12.75
Got the 2 box calls Saturday! The daughter grabbed up the Rebel Yell and I have the Long Tom. I bought a cuttin' clip at wally world but didn't like it so the daughter put it on her call and has gotten good with it. We are driving the wife nuts or more so anyway.
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