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Post by Paws on Dec 12, 2008 3:52:32 GMT 12.75
Well Santa it is that time again! This year I have a long list so let's get started. First I'd really like some final resolution to my marital situation. Next I'd like my Doodle cat back to normal health and a full, vigorous lifespan. If it isn't too much trouble look in on my Cousin Susan, cousin Chris, cousin Jimmy, cousin Linda, Aunt Bernice, Aunt Eloise and make sure they are healthy, happy, and not all stressed out and lonely this Christmas. You know this has been a year of much loss of good friends Santa and it would be really nice if you could drop in on our passed one's families and let them know that they are never alone or forgotten. Then too our INTERNET family has gone through loss and sickness so gifting them encouragement, confidence, comfort, peace, warmth and love would really be nice. Our nation is going through turmoil and a little reassurance and normalcy would be great. One more thing; for my Atheist friends; grant them a gift of anger that they might find a need to swear at God. At least anger at God is recognition and recognition is a start. Merry Christmas Santa.
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Post by OLKoot on Dec 12, 2008 7:01:58 GMT 12.75
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Post by Toby Benoit on Dec 12, 2008 12:02:40 GMT 12.75
Santa, I want what Phil wants for my family and friends as well, but I also have a few things I'd like for myself.
I'd like a camo EZ-go golf cart, Winchester model 94Trapper in .357, a new Ruger SA revolver in .357, and a week in Key West with Britney Spears!
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Post by Santa on Dec 13, 2008 0:30:16 GMT 12.75
[glow=red,6,600]Ho! Ho! Ho! Now Toby a week would kill you! How about an over nighter? Paws, by "resolution" do you mean an arranged disappearance with no body or clues? The rest of the lists look to be pretty straight up so we'll see what Santa can do. Hey, anybody notice how closely President Elect Obama resembles The Grinch? Seriously though here is a litle something for you to share, practice, and remember:
*Twas the month before Christmas*
*When all through our land,*
*Not a Christian was praying*
*Nor taking a stand.*
*See the PC Police had taken away,*
*The reason for Christmas - no one could say.*
*The children were told by their schools not to sing,*
*About Shepherds and Wise Men and Angels and things.*
*It might hurt people's feelings, the teachers would say*
* December 25th is just a ' Holiday '.*
*Yet the shoppers were ready with cash, checks and credit*
*Pushing folks down to the floor just to get it!*
*CDs from Madonna, an X BOX, an I-pod*
*Something was changing, something quite odd! *
*Retailers promoted Ramadan and Kwanzaa*
*In hopes to sell books by Franken & Fonda.*
*As Targets were hanging their trees upside down*
* At Lowe's the word Christmas - was no where to be found.*
*At K-Mart and Staples and Penny's and Sears*
*You won't hear the word Christmas; it won't touch your ears.*
*Inclusive, sensitive, Di-ver-si-ty*
*Are words that were used to intimidate me.*
*Now Daschle, Now Darden, Now Sharpton, Wolf Blitzen*
*On Boxer, on Rather, on Kerry, on Clinton !*
*At the top of the Senate, there arose such a clatter*
*To eliminate Jesus, in all public matter.*
*And we spoke not a word, as they took away our faith*
* Forbidden to speak of salvation and grace*
*The true Gift of Christmas was exchanged and discarded*
*The reason for the season, stopped before it started.*
*So as you celebrate 'Winter Break' under your 'Dream Tree'*
*Sipping your Starbucks, listen to me.*
*Choose your words carefully, choose what you say*
*Shout MERRY CHRISTMAS ,
not Happy Holiday !*
Please, all Christians join together and
wish everyone you meet
MERRY CHRISTMAS
Christ is The Reason for the Christ-mas Season!
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Post by Carter Northcutt on Dec 14, 2008 1:53:45 GMT 12.75
Okay, I would agree with Phil's list and I also want: the Nazi problem to go away and be over with, I want my boys to be happy and successful, I want to see my Juvenile Firesetter Intervention Coalition grow, and I want to secure a post retirement position with the State Fire Marshal's office where I can run a Juenile Firesetter Intervention program. Anything else would be a bonus.
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Post by Snake Eyes on Dec 16, 2008 0:25:03 GMT 12.75
Santa, I would like to get what I need and nothing more... Well maybe one other thing......That you don't have to print that poem next year. That would be a present we could all live with!!! Oh,and find Toby someone better that Spears. snake-eyes
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Post by OLKoot on Dec 16, 2008 8:18:35 GMT 12.75
Brittney Spears= blonde,easily confused,easily used .....GO FOR IT TOBY ;D
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Post by brittonfaith on Dec 16, 2008 10:38:27 GMT 12.75
Santa, I'd like to see neighbors everywhere getting closer bonds with one another. Especially with the uncertain economic times we have ahead of us for the coming years. Help me become a person who is more alert to what is going on around me and get back to taking care of my friends and neighbors a little bit better than I've been doing.
Second, send a big bottle of super-strength Paxil to get me through the heck these young'ns of mine like to put me through. Either that or a similar acting herb.
Third, make sure that everyone in our OCC family is healthy, happy, and blessed.
Like Red Green says "Keep your stick on the ice." "We're all in this together."
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Post by Toby Benoit on Dec 16, 2008 15:29:12 GMT 12.75
Oh, and Santa, ca ya stic some Ginko-bilobain with the Ol'Koot's Viagra? It'd be nice if when he gets that boner he's always wanted, to remember what it's for! That's right Steve, it's not just for keepig you from rolling out f the bed at night!
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Post by OLKoot on Dec 17, 2008 7:16:04 GMT 12.75
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Post by 7th on Dec 23, 2008 7:37:11 GMT 12.75
Santa, all I can say is thanks for getting here early this year: I got home safely with my family and that was all I could ask for. We have our health (even though I am just getting over the flu from that dang anthrax shot) and I have it from Mrs. Clause that the boys were good enough to get what they asked for. As for the rest of my list, see if you can keep an eye on my buds in the coming months and help us with all that we will face. I won’t ask for anything you cannot give but maybe you could put in a good word with God to help us through this. That is all I can ask for Santa, just hold on for my list next year… PS, I know I am still not supposed to drink but I have a good bottle of rum I would tip with ya when you show up…
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Post by Paws on Dec 23, 2008 13:22:31 GMT 12.75
You are all safe, warm, fed, and together Frank. That's the important part. Mind if I join you and Santa for a slug of that Rum? Kind of like mine warmed up with butter and a little brown sugar mixed up in it! Stay safe man and God bless.
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Post by Toby Benoit on Dec 23, 2008 15:36:35 GMT 12.75
Thank God Frank's home safe! Merry Chrstmas!
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Post by Lt Colonel Bruce Reynolds on Dec 23, 2008 15:57:18 GMT 12.75
Thanks Santa for getting Frank home to his family safe and sound, and Frank, Like Phil it what you are going to drink sounds good, so old friend drink one for Peg and I and have a Merry Christmas & [glow=red,2,300] Happy New Year[/glow] Bruce & Peg
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Post by Snake Eyes on Dec 25, 2008 1:24:05 GMT 12.75
All humor aside I would like to sincerely wish Phil and members of the OCC a VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS and the Very Best, 2009! snake-eyes
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Post by Lt Colonel Bruce Reynolds on Dec 25, 2008 4:29:31 GMT 12.75
Hey Santa, New wish list, Peg is sore all over from smacking the guard rail last night after hitting a patch of black ice, she was all upset about skinning the Dodge up, she did a number on it,from bending the front bumper to creasing the whole passenger side and bending the back bumper, told here Old Santa and his elves could fix it. So if you could do what you do so well and have her quit hurting and crying so she can have a Merry Christmas. Thanks Bruce
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Post by Toby Benoit on Dec 25, 2008 5:13:02 GMT 12.75
Hope Mrs Peg's gonna have a merry Christmas! My prayers for that are on the way! Skint up the truck? No big deal! Trucks can be fixed!
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Post by OLKoot on Dec 25, 2008 7:07:50 GMT 12.75
Sorry to hear about the accident....I hope Mrs Peg gets better soon I hope you all can have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year..........
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Post by Paws on Dec 25, 2008 15:05:11 GMT 12.75
Hey Santa, New wish list, Peg is sore all over from smacking the guard rail last night after hitting a patch of black ice, she was all upset about skinning the Dodge up, she did a number on it,from bending the front bumper to creasing the whole passenger side and bending the back bumper, told here Old Santa and his elves could fix it. So if you could do what you do so well and have her quit hurting and crying so she can have a Merry Christmas :(Thanks Bruce As you could guess old Santa is tied up right now womewhere across the International date line! Well get word to him though and make sure Peg gets a nice back rub, good mechanic body shop and a real nice paint job for the Dodge. Santa is partial to red you know! Glad she didn't hurt anything bur her feelings!
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Post by Lt Colonel Bruce Reynolds on Dec 27, 2008 3:22:38 GMT 12.75
Dear Santa,
Thank you for my Christmas, Peg is no longer crying about the wrecking the truck,and thank you for getting it into the shop January 5th,also Glad you like the color red. Bruce
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