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Post by OLKoot on Mar 1, 2009 5:26:53 GMT 12.75
I just noticed something and got kinda rattled......I see my administrative title has been changed to read "Tobys keeper".... If so, I need a raise because I cant afford Tobys needs fo sho!!!!!
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Post by Paws on Mar 1, 2009 8:00:56 GMT 12.75
I just noticed something and got kinda rattled......I see my administrative title has been changed to read "Tobys keeper".... If so, I need a raise because I cant afford Tobys needs fo sho!!!!! Carter's new stimulus package funding, you know the money he gets from Mars and Freddie, should go to you then.
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Post by Bro. Freddie on Mar 1, 2009 10:05:46 GMT 12.75
What money am I supposed to be sending to Carter??? If I am supposed to 'help" support Toby, then I'm here to tell you that Carter, Mars, Steve, and me all put together can't afford to pay that boy's grocery bill
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Post by Mars on Mar 1, 2009 13:11:22 GMT 12.75
OK! Your pay is doubled. So instead of $0. you now will recieve $00.. Happy now? ;D
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Post by Toby Benoit on Mar 1, 2009 13:37:54 GMT 12.75
All ya'll 'posed to be contributing to my welfare? This part of Nigbama's wealth apreading program? Thanks fellers, I'll be waiting by the mail box on Monday! Oh and Freddie, you might just save time and half your next paycheck with Golden Corral, so's I kin hit that buffet table a little more often! Man, this new stimulus program just might work out afterall.... Mars, does this mean I can borrow one of them .44 carbines?
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Post by Mars on Mar 1, 2009 13:46:11 GMT 12.75
Sure! Just drop Chicken off until you return it.
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Post by OLKoot on Mar 1, 2009 16:37:12 GMT 12.75
Mars, your the best ....sweetest raise I've had since the gubberment gave my $17 a month raise nope I think it was $13 for 2008......Toby, I got a check out in the mail yesterday for yah, but when yah go to cash it, you'll probably bounce all the way to the bank!!! ....Now to help us Phil, prepare some doggie bags and send them to Toby the next time yah do some heavey cooking.....PUULEEEEEEEZZZE!!
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Post by Paws on Mar 2, 2009 3:01:18 GMT 12.75
What money am I supposed to be sending to Carter??? If I am supposed to 'help" support Toby, then I'm here to tell you that Carter, Mars, Steve, and me all put together can't afford to pay that boy's grocery bill We'll just have to add some of Othmar's income, cause Canada doesn't pay their UN bill anyway, and maybe just take away Koot's Social Security since after all he is just a honkie! That enough?
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Post by OLKoot on Mar 2, 2009 9:38:29 GMT 12.75
No Phil, not just a honkie, I'm a good looking Honky ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Bro. Freddie on Mar 3, 2009 15:12:22 GMT 12.75
Now to help us Phil, prepare some doggie bags and send them to Toby the next time yah do some heavey cooking.....PUULEEEEEEEZZZE!! You want to posion Tiny...errr.....Toby? ??
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Post by Toby Benoit on Mar 3, 2009 16:33:17 GMT 12.75
Don't poison me, just send enough to make me fart real big! Awright, since the Koot's a honky and don't be's needin' no mo of dat Social Security money. I reckon de ress of ya'll is off'n de hook cause he kin jist send me dat money an' I won't hafta work no mo! I'll jist sit on ma porch and bitch about de man be's fer keepin me down! Might eben learn how ta sells da crack to suplimint my Koot check!
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Post by Paws on Mar 3, 2009 23:04:36 GMT 12.75
Naw, no need worrin bout you gittit' offin dat poch cause you be ondem "nocaounts". Jis sit der wid da coonhoun and dat jug and you banjo and be a good ol nigg.... what? Did somebody hear Brother Freddie callin' me?
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Post by OLKoot on Mar 4, 2009 6:49:56 GMT 12.75
UH-HO,Toby,yah got my first check and you didnt bounce all the way down the street to the bank? ?......AWWWW Heck, wrong check book....Did the check say "piggy bank account?"
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Post by Bro. Freddie on Mar 4, 2009 9:26:02 GMT 12.75
Naw, no need worrin bout you gittit' offin dat poch cause you be ondem "nocaounts". Jis sit der wid da coonhoun and dat jug and you banjo and be a good ol nigg.... what? Did somebody hear Brother Freddie callin' me? PHIL!!!! What have I been teaching you about showing the love of the Lord to everyone? That even includesToby.
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Post by Paws on Mar 4, 2009 11:06:06 GMT 12.75
Naw, no need worrin bout you gittit' offin dat poch cause you be ondem "nocaounts". Jis sit der wid da coonhoun and dat jug and you banjo and be a good ol nigg.... what? Did somebody hear Brother Freddie callin' me? PHIL!!!! What have I been teaching you about showing the love of the Lord to everyone? That even includesToby. I tried Pastor, I really really did! But there was just too much of him!
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Post by Bro. Freddie on Mar 4, 2009 11:18:34 GMT 12.75
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Post by Toby Benoit on Mar 4, 2009 19:06:34 GMT 12.75
I had a dream about that once... I was in that old story my Granny's had on her wall for years about the fellow watching the footprints in the sand. Well, when I was walking the beach I noticed both sets of footprints in the sand as I dreamt over my life and when I got to a particulary sorrowful time I noticed that there was only one set of prints and my heart swelled up with love knowing that those prints belonged to the Lord and that I was being carried, but all of a sudden I came upon a big depression in the sand and no more footprints. So, I asked the Lord in my prayer, "I see that you walked with me through the good times and carried me through my sorrow, but what does that big hole in the sand mean?" "It means," answered The Lord, "that I had to drop you. Ever hear of a salad?"
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Post by Carter Northcutt on Mar 4, 2009 23:58:25 GMT 12.75
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Post by Paws on Mar 5, 2009 4:27:25 GMT 12.75
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Post by Bro. Freddie on Mar 5, 2009 10:43:42 GMT 12.75
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