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Post by ET on Jun 21, 2008 8:46:24 GMT 12.75
that is funny.
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Post by ET on Aug 5, 2008 10:32:08 GMT 12.75
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Post by Paws on Aug 5, 2008 22:54:36 GMT 12.75
If it is what I'm hearing about it is just another teen screw movie. (As if our kids needed any encouragement, instruction, or guidence from outside the family. ) Of course now that doesn't apply to DOM influence!
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Post by Mars on Aug 6, 2008 1:03:16 GMT 12.75
If they filmed it at the high school everybody will think it's a prison movie! ;D You mean like a young Bob Villa?
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Post by Paws on Aug 8, 2008 6:02:56 GMT 12.75
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Post by ET on Jan 22, 2009 12:11:34 GMT 12.75
Hey its me again. I just got some good news at work today. We had huge profits last year and this year is starting out even better, so we got our paid vacations back. ;D Two whole weeks. ;D So anyways, look out Mars because I might make it back down there this year. That is all, now back to the regular scheduled programming.
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Post by Carter Northcutt on Jan 22, 2009 14:17:56 GMT 12.75
Sounds like some good news ET
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Post by Mars on Jan 23, 2009 4:40:40 GMT 12.75
We will be here and congratulations.
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Post by Paws on Jan 25, 2009 2:17:15 GMT 12.75
ET do you work for a Chinese company?
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Post by Mars on Jan 25, 2009 6:19:20 GMT 12.75
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Post by ET on Oct 1, 2009 9:08:38 GMT 12.75
Hey everyone. Its been a while since Ive been on here. Things are just really busy around here. Hows every one doing?
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Post by ET on Oct 1, 2009 9:12:42 GMT 12.75
The Bacon Tree Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close to death. They are close to just lying down and waiting for the inevitable, when all of a sudden........
"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon I is sure of eet."
"Si, Luis eet smells like bacon to meee."
So, with renewed strength, they struggle up the next sand dune, and there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.
There's raw bacon, dripping with moisture, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon... every imaginable kind of cured pig meat.
"Pepe, Pepe, we is saved. Eees a bacon tree."
"Luis, are you sure ees not a meerage? We ees in the Desert don't forget."
"Pepe when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon... ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree."
And with that.... Luis races towards the tree. He gets to within 5 meters, Pepe following closely behind, when all of a sudden, a machine gun opens up,and Luis is cut down in his tracks.. It is clear he is mortally wounded but, a true friend that he is, he manages to warn Pepe with his dying breath.
"Pepe... go back man, you was right ees not a bacon tree."
"Luis... Luis mi amigo... what ees it?"
"Pepe... ees not a bacon tree...
Ees ....
Ees...
Ees...
Ees...
Eees a Ham Bush!!!!!"
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Post by Mars on Oct 1, 2009 14:19:07 GMT 12.75
Welcome back again,again, again. Hows work other then busy?
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Post by ET on Nov 7, 2010 9:23:44 GMT 12.75
Hey everyone, hows it going?
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Post by Paws on Nov 8, 2010 1:08:48 GMT 12.75
Hey man! Good to see you. How is everything?
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Post by ET on Dec 15, 2010 2:51:21 GMT 12.75
getting ready to drive to Chicago today for my aunts viewing today and funeral tomorrow. She had liver cancer and died friday morning. its going to be "fun" driving through all the lake effect snow.
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Post by Paws on Dec 15, 2010 6:18:07 GMT 12.75
Sorry to hear of your loss. Drive casreful pal.
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Post by ET on Dec 16, 2010 15:13:11 GMT 12.75
made it back. The roads weren't to bad the plow crews were doing a great job.
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Post by ET on Jul 12, 2011 13:42:04 GMT 12.75
A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice the Lord said “Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.” The biker pulled over and said, “Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want.” The Lord said, “Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of some thing that would honor and glorify me” The biker thought about it for some time.
Finally he said, “Lord, I wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside, what she’s thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing is wrong, an how I can make a woman truly happy!” The Lord replied, “You want two lanes or four on that bridge?”
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Post by ET on Jul 12, 2011 14:01:53 GMT 12.75
One night, a father passed by his son's room and heard his son praying: "God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma. Ta ta, Grandpa."
The father didn't quite know what this meant, but was glad his son was praying. The next morning, they found Grandpa dead on the floor of a heart attack. The father reassured himself that it was just a coincidence, but was still a bit spooked.
The next night, he heard his son praying again: "God bless Mommy and Daddy. Ta ta, Grandma."
The father was worried, but decided to wait until morning. Sure enough, the next morning Grandma was on the floor, dead of a heart attack.
Really scared now, the father decided to wait outside his son's door the next night. And sure enough, the boy started to pray: "God bless Mommy. Ta ta, Daddy."
Now the father was crapping his pants. He stayed up all night, and went to the doctor's early the next day to make sure his health was fine. When he finally came home, his wife was waiting on the porch. She said, "Thank God you're here --
we could really use your help! We found milkman dead on our porch this morning!"
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