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Post by Santa Clause on Nov 28, 2004 7:58:09 GMT 12.75
Ho! Ho! Ho! "Merry Christmas!!"
You know boys and girls Christmas is right around the corner and I was wondering if it might be allright for old Santa to visit here and get some ideas what all you "good" little boys and girls would like to have for Christmas. Paws if you don't mind, may I visit with you here once in a while?
Santa
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Post by Paws on Nov 28, 2004 8:04:07 GMT 12.75
Why certainly Santa! I think maybe we might be related you know Santa clause and Paw claws! ;D How about we build you a workshop right in the OCC village where you can rest your bones and talk to the members and their families ? Be happy to do it for you! Everybody say hellow to Santa!!
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Post by CountryGal on Nov 28, 2004 9:05:52 GMT 12.75
Welcome Santa. If I may be so bold but you do look nice in your white beard and red suit. The colors really bring out the color in your cheeks. ;D
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Post by OLKoot on Nov 28, 2004 10:42:00 GMT 12.75
BOY OH BOY....I HOPE Y'ALL ARE GOOD THIS YEAR CAUSE THIS IS WHAT SANTA WILL DO TO YOU!!!!
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Post by CountryGal on Nov 28, 2004 11:22:35 GMT 12.75
Wow. Makes me wonder what he would do if you don't have a chimney.
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Post by DaGriz on Nov 28, 2004 11:42:06 GMT 12.75
Look you fat red suited arsehole. You come around my place with those plant eating caribou or reindeer, what ever you call, them I'm gonna gun them all down and make sauage out of them, Then I'm gonna sending your fat red arse down the road with a load of rock salt peppered into it from my shotgun So keep you Ho's to your self . Another thing don't have them freaking midgets calling me either. Damn stunted excuses for people! ;D
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Post by Santa on Nov 28, 2004 12:46:58 GMT 12.75
Well it looks to Santa like Steven is going to be burning "chips" again this winter and Old Griz is getting nothing but grief and heartburn for Christmas! Country Girl if you check in the Buckeye Branch Saloon in a day or two old Santa will giveyou a preview ofwhat he's got planned for you dear!
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Post by DaGriz on Nov 28, 2004 12:58:53 GMT 12.75
Hey Santa You perverted dwarf loving fat arse.................... Kiss my grits!
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Post by OLKoot on Nov 28, 2004 13:09:41 GMT 12.75
So tell us Santa, what are yah gonna stuff into CG's stockings this year? ?? I can keepa secret...
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Post by Santa on Nov 28, 2004 13:41:23 GMT 12.75
Oh my goodness now Steven! Santa never tells; but if you will check in at the Saloon you just might get to see what old Santa is stuffing with!
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Post by threedogs on Nov 29, 2004 1:13:02 GMT 12.75
Look fat man keep your pointy toed little critters off my roof or ruddy aint only gonna have a red nose he's going to have red leaking out of both sides of him too. That goes for his little stablemates also. I still got room in one of my freezers. And if you try leaving any funny looking little chips down my chimney somthing is comming back up the chimney that's going to set your hemroids on fire and your going to think A roman candle got caught in your pants and ruddy's nose aint the only thing that's going to be red ;D
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Post by Santa on Nov 29, 2004 2:21:36 GMT 12.75
Whoa up there Palmquist! You remember that can of peaches you asked for in 67 I think it was? You know how hard it was for a fat man in a red suit to sneak through Charlie's lines with a danged can of peaches? And that Rudolph's nose glowing like a light over a cat house Besides; don't knock the "Little People" until you tried one!! "Merry Christmas!"Neal have you forgotten there old man about that bicycle? That's what I thought!!
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Post by CountryGal on Nov 29, 2004 10:52:42 GMT 12.75
Santa, I love you and all, Sweetie but it's kind of scarry to be called dear this time of year. If you know what I mean...
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Post by Rich on Nov 29, 2004 11:01:28 GMT 12.75
Santa, I agree with CG. Dear just doesn't fit her. I think you should call her Supergirl or Wonder Woman or call her what the CG stands for - Cowboy Getter.
Rich
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Post by Buckeye on Nov 30, 2004 6:22:51 GMT 12.75
Santa, Before you grant any of these hooligans (CG excluded) their Christmas wishes, I think you need to verify that they have been good all year!
If you need some help with verifying how good CG is...er.. I mean was, I'll be glad to help!
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Post by Santa on Nov 30, 2004 6:44:55 GMT 12.75
Well Buckeye, I guess I'll just have to trust my own judgementon that issue!
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Post by Mars on Nov 30, 2004 11:55:57 GMT 12.75
Christmas has been canceled and it is all your fault because you told Santa you had been good this year.
And he died laughing!
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Post by DaGriz on Nov 30, 2004 12:16:44 GMT 12.75
And that's the truth!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Santa on Dec 1, 2004 3:15:51 GMT 12.75
Christmas cancelled??Are you good little boys and girls going to let this happen??
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Post by Rich on Dec 2, 2004 2:01:22 GMT 12.75
Well, Santa don't worry. You can't die laughing because that is your trade mark - Ho, Ho, Ho!! I would watch out for Steve's Claymore though.
Rich
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