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Post by Paws on Jul 26, 2007 4:47:07 GMT 12.75
THE CRABBY WIFE The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, an Anchorage man answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers. They stood in the cold, the wind whipping at their faces as the grey clouds scudded overhead... "We're sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife," said one trooper. "Tell me! Did you find her?" Wilkens shouted. The troopers looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?" Fearing the worst, an ashen Mr. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news first." The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in Kachemak Bay." "Oh my God!" exclaimed Wilkens. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the good news?" The trooper continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 12 twenty-five pound king crabs and 6 good-size Dungeness crabs clinging to her." Stunned, Mr. Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good news, what's the great news?" The trooper said, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow." Fron Tony Santamarina. .
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Post by Lt Colonel Bruce Reynolds on Jul 26, 2007 10:00:06 GMT 12.75
Some men have just have ALL THE LUCK !!!!!! ;D
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Post by Paws on Jul 26, 2007 16:41:46 GMT 12.75
Yep! If my old lady ever got crabs she'd have to go to the drug store!
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Post by Lt Colonel Bruce Reynolds on Jul 27, 2007 2:19:09 GMT 12.75
;D ;D You mean to tell me that ifin yous wifie gets dem there crabs yous ant gots no kats or doggie pills to cures her of them there crabs?
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Post by Paws on Jul 27, 2007 3:56:29 GMT 12.75
Mercury and arsenic.
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Post by Mars on Jul 27, 2007 7:59:26 GMT 12.75
A soldier I was stationed with in Panama got crabs and didn't want to tell anybody. He went to the PX and purchased a can of Raid. When he regained consciousness he stated he heard a "frying" sound just before the pain hit.It did get rid of the crabs.
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Post by Paws on Jul 27, 2007 11:10:48 GMT 12.75
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Post by Lt Colonel Bruce Reynolds on Jul 27, 2007 21:17:26 GMT 12.75
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Post by Paws on Jul 28, 2007 1:48:42 GMT 12.75
Now the way we did it was with Zippo lighter fluid and an ice pick! First you shave all but a small patch of pubic hair leaving a hairy spot above the penis. All the crabs run and hide in there. Squirt it down with the Zippo lighter fluid and set it on fire and when the crabs run out to escape you stab the bastards with the ice pick!
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Post by Lt Colonel Bruce Reynolds on Jul 28, 2007 1:53:41 GMT 12.75
I'm glad you are not my doctor,your way of curing the crabs could be PAINFUL !!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Paws on Jul 28, 2007 2:12:13 GMT 12.75
Awwww it ain't that bad if you got good aim!
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Post by OLKoot on Jul 28, 2007 11:31:51 GMT 12.75
Is dat what y'all down dere calls "Dippin?"
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