Post by Paws on Mar 6, 2007 6:17:59 GMT 12.75
Forget Rednecks, here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Ohioans...
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you live in Ohio .
If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't Work there, you live in Ohio .
If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in Ohio
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who Dialed a wrong number, you live in Ohio .
If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of Philadelphia for the Weekend, you live in Ohio .
If you measure distance in hours, you live in Ohio .
If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you live in Ohio .
If you have switched from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again, you live in Ohio .
If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging Blizzard without flinching, you live in Ohio .
If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you live in Ohio .
If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you live in Ohio .
If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you live in Ohio .
If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph and you're doing 80 while everybody is passing you, you live in Ohio .
If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you live in Ohio .
If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and Road construction, you live in Ohio .
If you can pronounce Cuyahoga and Tuscarawas, you live in Ohio.
If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you live in Ohio .
If you find 10 degrees "a little chilly", you live in Ohio .
If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all your Ohio friends and others, you definitely live in Ohio.
According to Pop Steveko!!
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you live in Ohio .
If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't Work there, you live in Ohio .
If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in Ohio
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who Dialed a wrong number, you live in Ohio .
If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of Philadelphia for the Weekend, you live in Ohio .
If you measure distance in hours, you live in Ohio .
If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you live in Ohio .
If you have switched from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again, you live in Ohio .
If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging Blizzard without flinching, you live in Ohio .
If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you live in Ohio .
If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you live in Ohio .
If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you live in Ohio .
If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph and you're doing 80 while everybody is passing you, you live in Ohio .
If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you live in Ohio .
If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and Road construction, you live in Ohio .
If you can pronounce Cuyahoga and Tuscarawas, you live in Ohio.
If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you live in Ohio .
If you find 10 degrees "a little chilly", you live in Ohio .
If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all your Ohio friends and others, you definitely live in Ohio.
According to Pop Steveko!!