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Post by OLKoot on May 16, 2010 9:20:26 GMT 12.75
LET ME SEE IF I GOT THIS RIGHT!!!
IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR.
IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.
IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.
IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.
IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.
IF YOU CROSS THEVENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.
IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.
IF YOU CROSS THE U.S.BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET
1 - A JOB, 2 - A DRIVERS LICENSE, 3 - SOCIAL SECURITY CARD, 4 - WELFARE, 5 - FOOD STAMPS, 6 - CREDIT CARDS, 7 - SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE, 8 - FREE EDUCATION, 9 - FREE HEALTH CARE, 10 - A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON 11 - BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE 12 - AND THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT
I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE SITUATION
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Post by Toby Benoit on May 16, 2010 14:21:47 GMT 12.75
Gee Koot; what part of all that don't make perfect sense? Stupid Gringo!
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Post by Lt Colonel Bruce Reynolds on May 17, 2010 4:09:21 GMT 12.75
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Post by OLKoot on May 17, 2010 4:18:50 GMT 12.75
Hey Major, how are you feeling?
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Post by Lt Colonel Bruce Reynolds on May 18, 2010 18:23:28 GMT 12.75
Doing better every day ;D,I'm back to driving and us a walker or canes, My therapy is now done as the insurance won't pay for more ,sooo the girls gave me a new list of stuff to do as well as what they had me do. So it's work work work. If it wasn't for the GOOD LORD,Peg, Billie Jo, the girls at therapy{ whom I will never forge[/color]t} AND ALL THE PRAYERS FROM EVERYONE HERE, I wouldn't have made it this far.
]THANKS TO YOU ALL!![/u][/ The Major Hey Major, how are you feeling?
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Post by Toby Benoit on May 19, 2010 3:37:28 GMT 12.75
You's a tuff sumbitch Bruce! Don't ever give up! With a support system like you've got, you can do anything!
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Post by Lt Colonel Bruce Reynolds on May 19, 2010 20:39:52 GMT 12.75
You's a tuff sumbitch Bruce! Don't ever give up! With a support system like you've got, you can do anything! 10-4 Good Buddy!
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Post by Snake Eyes on May 22, 2010 23:13:21 GMT 12.75
Koot, Yes sir,I think that just about sums it up
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