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Post by OLKoot on Aug 17, 2010 16:10:51 GMT 12.75
Too good not to pass on, Enjoy!!
With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth.
When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.
'May I see the new baby?' I asked.
'Not yet,' she said 'I'll make coffee and we can chat for a while first.'
Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?'
'No, not yet,' She said.
After another few minutes had elapsed,
I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?'
'No, not yet,' replied my friend.
Growing very impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?'
'WHEN HE CRIES!' she told me.
'WHEN HE CRIES?' I demanded. 'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?'
'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?!!'
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Post by Toby Benoit on Aug 17, 2010 22:12:32 GMT 12.75
Blah!
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Post by OLKoot on Aug 18, 2010 5:48:26 GMT 12.75
I guess you have to be a senior to appreciate that one! ...Ask Phil, he's a senior too!
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Post by Paws on Aug 18, 2010 6:17:06 GMT 12.75
Yeah Toby.
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Post by brittonfaith on Aug 18, 2010 8:52:53 GMT 12.75
Naw...I think you just gotta be a parent to appreciate it. These gals waiting until they're in their 40's to start families got me wonder, "Girl, you got rocks for brains??" Ain't no way in heck I'd be thinking of starting a family at this stage in life!! Love 'em, but also so glad mine are on their way out the door.
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