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Post by Toby Benoit on Oct 26, 2010 14:26:05 GMT 12.75
I know it ain't even past Halloween, but Ifigured I best catch Ol' Santy Clauses ear soon as I can...
I need a new tire and wheel for my hoss trailer. I had a flat and Chicken insisted I let her change it...she's like that. Afterwards I get home and guess what? The entire damn wheel and tire of the spare are gone!
I backtracked and never spotted the thing, so no telling where it went when it came off. I never felt the trailr jump or anything; had no idea it came off.
I found the lug nuts resting on the fender... funny ol' world ain't it?
Anyway, Santa, if you got an extra in your bag, hang onto it...I'm going to need a new spare!
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Post by brittonfaith on Oct 26, 2010 15:36:21 GMT 12.75
Santy said he recalls back around '84 a tire dealer over around Apopka locked himself up like Oral Roberts in the Prayer Tower until he sold his quota of tires. Might want to go over and help him out. lol
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Post by Paws on Oct 26, 2010 15:47:41 GMT 12.75
Awww you can't fault nobody but yourself now! After all, you can hardly expect a young girl to know how to handle a handfull of newly acquired nuts!
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Post by Toby Benoit on Oct 27, 2010 8:39:46 GMT 12.75
Oh, that gal would surprise ya, Phil!
she's a lot like Faith, she loves to jump in andget a job done. Prollem was, she had texts coming in while she got the tire on and completely forgot to p[ut on the damn lug nuts... And yeah, I totally blame myself for that one; I ought to have been out there with her rather than sucking up the AC in the truck; honestly, I ain't really that lazy, she just insisted.
Oh Santy Clause.....can I add to that a new pair of Liberty overalls? I bout to walk out of these old ones, lolol!
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Post by OLKoot on Oct 27, 2010 11:26:54 GMT 12.75
I hear yah Toby, and it'll be in your stockings this year........Signed Santa
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Post by brittonfaith on Oct 27, 2010 12:43:11 GMT 12.75
Santy, I'll go ahead and put my request in too. Just see that my brakes, tie rods, steering linkage, and tires hold out for another year - or at least long enough to make an important longhaul round trip when needed. Yeah, I've been noticing how the van's handling...and yes I admit I have no rear brakes.
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Post by brittonfaith on Oct 27, 2010 18:06:45 GMT 12.75
Oh, that gal would surprise ya, Phil! she's a lot like Faith, she loves to jump in andget a job done. Prollem was, she had texts coming in while she got the tire on and completely forgot to put on the damn lug nuts... Oh Santy Clause.....can I add to that a new pair of Liberty overalls? I bout to walk out of these old ones, lolol! Problem #1 - A farmgirl with texting on the phone. Nope don't have it on mine. Just a big pain in the kisser when you're trying to doctor a cow or unload hay. If somebody's got something important to relay or you gotta call the vet or order feed, it's faster and more to the point to dial the number. Better yet, dial by speech recognition and flat out tell 'em what needs to be said. Then hang up and get back to work. Problem #2 - The Liberty coveralls. You want a pair of them Hee Haw logo print ones like Junior Samples wore? They can still be ordered. Problem #3 - Chicken's a lot like me?? Oh gawd! Heaven help her!! But thanks for the compliment anyways. They're few and far between sometimes. Hahaha
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Post by Toby Benoit on Oct 27, 2010 18:16:48 GMT 12.75
Exactly like Juniors!!!! I got a pair I've been wearingfor three years now and they're getting mighty threadbare. I have a few other pairs of overalls by Dickies, and Carhart, but none are as comfortable as them ol' Liberties. Used to love my Oshkosh ones years ago, but they don't make 'em in my super-fat sizes no more!
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Post by brittonfaith on Oct 28, 2010 3:18:38 GMT 12.75
Definately can relate! I always got Mike's Rustler jeans at Wally World. Went in the other day and they no longer handle any britches larger than 46. Ended up going to TSC for a pair of Smidtt's. He gets any bigger, I won't be able to get his jeans there either. Thought I'd be up the creek for jeans too. Stopped at all the 'fat lady' stores and wally's and they didn't have anything but "pre worn out" stuff and nothing bigger than a 24 (44 waist). Ended up at Kmart and got the biggest jeans they had that had with a little some stretch to them. They're painted on my caboose. But it's starting to get too chilly in the mornings to feed cows in my nighty.
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Post by Lt Colonel Bruce Reynolds on Oct 28, 2010 4:30:54 GMT 12.75
:)But it's starting to get too chilly in the mornings to feed cows in my nighty. Won't that scare the cows? Just joking with you.
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Post by brittonfaith on Oct 28, 2010 5:00:55 GMT 12.75
Don't tell me you ain't heard that song "My Tractor Thinks I'm Sexy" Well since I don't have a tractor, the cows will have to do.
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Post by Paws on Oct 28, 2010 5:16:57 GMT 12.75
Lord have mercy!
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Post by Paws on Oct 28, 2010 5:19:40 GMT 12.75
Definately can relate! I always got Mike's Rustler jeans at Wally World. Went in the other day and they no longer handle any britches larger than 46. Ended up going to TSC for a pair of Smidtt's. He gets any bigger, I won't be able to get his jeans there either. Thought I'd be up the creek for jeans too. Stopped at all the 'fat lady' stores and wally's and they didn't have anything but "pre worn out" stuff and nothing bigger than a 24 (44 waist). Ended up at Kmart and got the biggest jeans they had that had with a little some stretch to them. They're painted on my caboose. But it's starting to get too chilly in the mornings to feed cows in my nighty. Store down in Parkersburg where I took Bruce and Andy last year. We bought 56 and 60 inch waists at really decent prices. If I can remember the name of it I'll pass it on. I think the britches were "Lardash" tee hee hee
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Post by OLKoot on Oct 28, 2010 6:38:45 GMT 12.75
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Post by Toby Benoit on Oct 28, 2010 12:15:41 GMT 12.75
I prefer overalls when I got any work that's gotta be done cause every time I bend over, the fat rolls push the britches down and when I standn back up, I gotta put down whatever I picked up to pull my britches back up. Then when I bend over to pick it back up, it starts all over again...
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Post by brittonfaith on Oct 28, 2010 12:49:14 GMT 12.75
Well, Toby. You done did it! You convinced me you better go after that load of hay if'n you don't have enough twine lying around to make yourself a pair of 'spenders and a belt!
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Post by Toby Benoit on Oct 28, 2010 17:01:05 GMT 12.75
Lol, I use a belt, but the damn s'penders come unsnapped and hit me in the eye when I sit down and the bulk spreads out! Probey....You believe that? All I said was..... Oh, never mind. I'm liable to get put on KP for life!
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Post by brittonfaith on Oct 28, 2010 17:28:20 GMT 12.75
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Post by Two Tales on Oct 28, 2010 22:12:31 GMT 12.75
Faith, that's just too funny,,but really, what do you think makes his nose crust up to begain with...
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Post by Paws on Oct 29, 2010 2:32:37 GMT 12.75
I'm waiting and plotting.
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