Post by Toby Benoit on Jun 9, 2012 19:22:13 GMT 12.75
The campground/rv park I'm staying at has designated parking areas nearby the site for the camper. Well, the parking spots great if you drive a little Toyota or a Mazda or some crap. Instead, I drive an extended cab, long bed, full size pickup. So, in order to see that the ass of the truck ain't hanging out into the trail, I pull all the way up an the front of the truck is on the grass.
The park manager, came running across the camp today screaming at me for ruining the grass at the site. Called me a f*cking Southern Slob!!! He kept cussing and ranting and I was getting good and mad, so I opened the coat and let him see the .44Mag hanging in its holster and told him that this was his opportunity to leave, otherwise the next words out of his mouth had better be some serious Mark Twain shlt because would definitely be carved on his tombstone! (Yeah, a line out of an old movie, but it came to mind immediately).
He retreated without another word!
Two hours pass, I'm driving over to Salt Lake and I get a call... Lyton Police Department wanting to talk to me about threatening the park manager with a firearm...Fuuuuuuuuuuukkkkk!!!!!
All's good, I'm in no trouble, I neither drew nor brandished the weapon and the lady cop was kinda cool. she said, "I can arrest you for this however." And I told her, "Yes, but because I was under assault, I did nothing wrong and I'll be out of there in a couple of hours ad you'll have a full days worth of paperwork. How badly do you want to teach me a lesson?" She just smiled and issued a warning. ;D ;D ;D
The park manager, came running across the camp today screaming at me for ruining the grass at the site. Called me a f*cking Southern Slob!!! He kept cussing and ranting and I was getting good and mad, so I opened the coat and let him see the .44Mag hanging in its holster and told him that this was his opportunity to leave, otherwise the next words out of his mouth had better be some serious Mark Twain shlt because would definitely be carved on his tombstone! (Yeah, a line out of an old movie, but it came to mind immediately).
He retreated without another word!
Two hours pass, I'm driving over to Salt Lake and I get a call... Lyton Police Department wanting to talk to me about threatening the park manager with a firearm...Fuuuuuuuuuuukkkkk!!!!!
All's good, I'm in no trouble, I neither drew nor brandished the weapon and the lady cop was kinda cool. she said, "I can arrest you for this however." And I told her, "Yes, but because I was under assault, I did nothing wrong and I'll be out of there in a couple of hours ad you'll have a full days worth of paperwork. How badly do you want to teach me a lesson?" She just smiled and issued a warning. ;D ;D ;D