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Post by Toby Benoit on Sept 25, 2006 9:29:47 GMT 12.75
Good Morning guys! I didn't get to sleep until nine o'clock this morning, so I just got up an hour or so ago and had breakfast at 04:00pm. Toast, left over fried steak and a couple of fried eggs. Yumm, yumm!!! I plan on getting to bed tonight by ten or so to catch up on any rest I've missed and then off to the woods. If I don't get in in time, ya'll have a GOOD MORNING tomorrow too! ;D
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Post by Paws on Sept 25, 2006 10:02:00 GMT 12.75
Fresh hot biscuits (from scratch of course), sausage gravy, crispy bacon, sausage patties, fried eggs and strong black coffee! I'm gettin' tough with the toaster oven. Them biscuits would make yo momma
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Post by brittonfaith on Sept 25, 2006 12:41:47 GMT 12.75
What the heck has leached into y'alls water supply?? You guys just can't go to bed. Can you? Mom-in-law called last night just as we were getting ready for bed and had me up until 1:00 this morn. First she talked to Mike. Then he handed the phone to me 'cause Shirley wanted to talk to me to. Around 10:15 he went to bed. So I wouldn't disturb Mike, I took the phone to the van and talked from out there. ~Brrr~ My phone has a display that lets you know how long you've been gabbing. When I finally hung up, we'd been on the line for just over 4 1/2 hours!! Both ears were numb. Glad it wasn't my dime! Was up at 3 this morning so I could show Mike how to work the new coffee maker. Then started tearing moldy sheet rock & rotted furring strips out of the basement. Let's hope it's just the mold that's making us all dizzy, have a stuffed up head and tired all the time.
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Post by Paws on Sept 26, 2006 0:58:53 GMT 12.75
Probably those "free" week-end and night time minutes Faith!
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Post by Paws on Oct 19, 2006 10:13:40 GMT 12.75
Oh heck yes Rogie! Why I've even seen pictures...; errr, that is I've heard of midget porn stars gettin' it on with some lovely young things! If they call Brian "Candy Pants" I'm sure there is someone out there for you!
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Post by Toby Benoit on Oct 19, 2006 15:29:59 GMT 12.75
Take my advise Rogue, hold out for a mute with big tits!
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Post by Paws on Oct 20, 2006 2:54:36 GMT 12.75
Dang Tobey! Surely Rogie can do better than that!
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Post by Toby Benoit on Oct 20, 2006 15:46:38 GMT 12.75
There's better than that??? A mute can't nag and big tits...well that's self explanatory.
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Post by Paws on Mar 18, 2007 7:43:37 GMT 12.75
Cookies ------------------------- An elderly man lay dying in his bed. In death's agony, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookies wafting up the stairs. He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the bed. Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom, and with even greater effort forced himself down the stairs, gripping the railing with both hands. With labored breath, he leaned against the door frame, gazing into the kitchen. Were it not for death's agony, he would have thought himself already in heaven. There, spread out upon newspapers on the kitchen table were literally hundreds of his favorite chocolate chip cookies. Was it heaven? Or was it one final act of heroic love from his devoted wife, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man? Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself toward the table, landing on his knees in a rumpled posture. His parched lips parted; the wondrous taste of the cookie was already in his mouth; seemingly bringing him back to life. The aged and withered hand, shakingly made its way to a cookie at the edge of the table, where he could feel the warmth from the oven and touch the semi-liquid still melting hot chocolate chip protruding from the still soft brown cookie. "WHACK" [/color][/size]when it was suddenly smacked with a spatula! "Stay out of those," said his wife, "they're for the funeral."
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Post by Toby Benoit on Mar 18, 2007 16:32:40 GMT 12.75
Poor bastard! One more reason I ain't married!
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Post by Paws on Mar 19, 2007 5:06:44 GMT 12.75
Toby when you take the fall I'll be reminding you that you said that!
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Post by geiyserq on Mar 20, 2007 2:35:14 GMT 12.75
I think you're suposed to remind him before he takes the fall paws!
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Post by trblmandy on Mar 21, 2007 13:35:16 GMT 12.75
::::nugding pillow in front of toby::: someone needs to break his fall or warn him.
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Post by Toby Benoit on Mar 21, 2007 18:44:00 GMT 12.75
Thanks for the cushion Mandy! You gonna catch me when I tip over? For sure, you could do better, but I'm fairly entertaining around the dinner table. As for me, I'm looking for a cute redhead who can hunt, fish, cook, and doesn't dip snuff. Say, you're pretty close...you ain't dipping are ya?
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Post by Two Tales on Mar 21, 2007 19:02:53 GMT 12.75
Toby, aint we all...onlyist thing is I done found one...she aint caught me yet...but she sure'nuff's workin at it
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Post by geiyserq on Mar 22, 2007 1:17:44 GMT 12.75
Run Forest Runnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
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Post by Paws on Mar 22, 2007 2:30:43 GMT 12.75
;D ;D Well shoot Mandy old Toby might be a bit on the homely side but he is bonafide and got good prospects, and comes from good stock! TT Now I seen a picture of your legs and if that gal wants you she'll catch you for sure cause you ain't runnin' nowhere!
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Post by Bro. Freddie on Mar 22, 2007 8:15:11 GMT 12.75
Now why is Paws looking at TT's legs? ?
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Post by Toby Benoit on Mar 22, 2007 9:48:55 GMT 12.75
Sumptin about him just comin' outta the closet in another thread.
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Post by Paws on Mar 22, 2007 10:09:02 GMT 12.75
Forgive me for TT done made me stumble and Pastor and Toby are plumb tryin' to trip me!
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