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Post by brittonfaith on Aug 16, 2012 7:19:55 GMT 12.75
Obama found himself in Heaven standing with St. Peter at the pearly gates. The walls of the city were covered with clocks. Each one with a different time on it and operating at different speeds. Obama asked St. Peter what all the clocks were for and why they had different times. "Well, these clocks tick once each time a person tells a lie in their life" Obama says "Hmm...That one hasn't moved at all. Is it broke?" "No," says St. Peter. "That was Mother Teresa's and she never told a lie." "Ok. But that one has ticked only 3 or 4 times." St. Peter says, "Yes, that one's John Wayne's. We caught him in a couple little white lies." "Very interesting," remarks Obama. "Where's mine? I want to see it!" St. Peter looks at Obama and says, "We had to move yours. It's in Hell. Satan is using it as a ceiling fan."
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Post by Toby Benoit on Aug 16, 2012 12:16:28 GMT 12.75
;D ;D ;D
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