Post by Paws on Aug 26, 2004 22:26:32 GMT 12.75
Yes it is all Rogue Warrior's fault! ;D
THEY SAID: Ain't got the sense that God gave a goose
WE SAY: Dimwitted
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THEY SAID: As useful as a milk bucket under a bull
WE SAY: Not needed or not necessary
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THEY SAID: Beef bunkles
WE SAY: Beef short ribs
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THEY SAID: Better a good plow mule than a lame horse!
WE SAY: It may be slow but it will get me there!
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THEY SAID: Between you and me and the fencepost...
WE SAY: Don't tell anyone, but...
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THEY SAID: Bit a fat hog in the ass
WE SAY: Bad mistake
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THEY SAID: Busier than a one- eyed cat watching nine rat holes
WE SAY: Extremely busy
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THEY SAID: Butter beans
WE SAY: Lima beans
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THEY SAID: Comin' down like a cow pissin' on a flat rock.
WE SAY: It's raining hard.
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THEY SAID: Couldn't carry a tune in a bucket"
WE SAY: Can't sing very well
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THEY SAID: Couldn't hit the broad side of a barn with a bass fiddle
WE SAY: Inaccurate
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THEY SAID: Cuttin' the hay tomorrow!
WE SAY: Going to work tomorrow.
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THEY SAID: Dark as the inside of a horse
WE SAY: Very dark.
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THEY SAID: Don't count your chickens before they hatch
WE SAY: Don't make assumptions
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THEY SAID: Don't look a gift horse in the mouth
WE SAY: Accept gifts graciously
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THEY SAID: Don't put all your eggs in one basket.
WE SAY: Exercise your options.
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THEY SAID: Don't that just crack yer yaller? (Yaller a reference to egg yolk)
WE SAY: Doesn't that surprise you?!
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THEY SAID: Don't worry about the mule, just load the wagon.
WE SAY: I can handle any assigned task.
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THEY SAID: Even a blind hog finds an acorn.
WE SAY: Dumb luck.
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THEY SAID: Even a blind man on a galloping horse could see it.
WE SAY: It's really obvious.
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THEY SAID: Faunching at the bit
WE SAY: Ready to go
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THEY SAID: Fell off'n the tater wagon
WE SAY: He/she has gone insane
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THEY SAID: Glue bait.
WE SAY: An old horse.
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THEY SAID: Going to a goat's house for wool.
WE SAY: Wasting his time.
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THEY SAID: Grab the bull by the tail and face the situation (IF ID)
WE SAY: Get to work
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THEY SAID: Had to tie a porkchop aound his neck so the dog would play with him
WE SAY: He was an ugly baby
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THEY SAID: He could talk the dogs off of a meat truck
WE SAY: He's very persuasive
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THEY SAID: He couldn't hit a brahma bull in the ass with a snow shovel! (N.W.- PA.)
WE SAY: What a lousy golfer!
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THEY SAID: He couldn't hit the side of the barn from the inside with all the doors shut.
WE SAY: A lousy shot, very inaccurate
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THEY SAID: He fell flatter than a duck's footprint
WE SAY: He fell down
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THEY SAID: He looked like a pig on ice (IF ID)
WE SAY: He is clumsy
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THEY SAID: He ran quicker than Moody's goose!
WE SAY: He ran really fast.
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THEY SAID: He was so short, he'd hafta stand on a brick to kick a duck in the ass!
WE SAY: He's kinda short on one end!!!
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THEY SAID: He went 'round the barn on that one.
WE SAY: He took the long way to get there.
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THEY SAID: He'd rather wait until the cows come home.
WE SAY: He's a procrastinator.
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THEY SAID: He's a wolf in sheep's clothing.
WE SAY: He can't be trusted.
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THEY SAID: He's as useful as tits on a boar hog.
WE SAY: He's useless.
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THEY SAID: He's happier than a dead pig in the sunshine
WE SAY: He's very happy
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THEY SAID: He's craptin in high cotton...
WE SAY: Everything is coming up roses..
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THEY SAID: He/she could eat corn through a picket fence.
WE SAY: He/she has buck teeth.
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THEY SAID: Hog wash!
WE SAY: Baloney!
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THEY SAID: Hold your horses
WE SAY: Be patient
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THEY SAID: I am fatter than a tick on a coon dog.
WE SAY: I have consumed way too much food.
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THEY SAID: I feel like I've been through the Mill.
WE SAY: I had a rough day.
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THEY SAID: I didn't come in on the turnip truck!
WE SAY: Don't try to fool me, I've lived awhile and know better.
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THEY SAID: I could eat a horse!
WE SAY: Boy! I'm hungry
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THEY SAID: I did fall off the turnip truck, but it wasn't yesterday!
WE SAY: I'm not that gullable!
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THEY SAID: I don't have a dog in that fight
WE SAY: That's none of my concern
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THEY SAID: I had to go all around Robin Hood's barn to get there.
WE SAY: The trip was unnecessarily long and involved.
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THEY SAID: I love you more than a hog loves slop!
WE SAY: I really love you!
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THEY SAID: If bullcrap were music, he'd have a brass band!
WE SAY: He really exaggerates, doesn't he?
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THEY SAID: If wishes were horses beggars would ride
WE SAY: If it was a fifth we'd all be drunk
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THEY SAID: If wishes were horses, then beggars would ride
WE SAY: Don't wish for something, get out and get it; get serious
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THEY SAID: If you have a good horse, and a poor buggy you'll get someplace!
WE SAY: Don't be so concerned about what the cars looks like, check out the engine...
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THEY SAID: If you put her brains in a thimble they'd rattle like road apples in a bushel basket.
WE SAY: She's not very smart
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THEY SAID: I'm as busy as a farmer with one hoe and two rattlesnakes
WE SAY: I'm too busy
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THEY SAID: I'm going to beat you like a rented mule!
WE SAY: Quit screwing around!
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THEY SAID: I'm going to see a man about a horse. (Typically a man would say this.)
WE SAY: I'm going to the john.
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THEY SAID: I'm gonna come down on you like bees in a honey tree!!
WE SAY: You are in a lot of trouble!
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THEY SAID: I'm off like a herd of turtles.
WE SAY: Moving pretty slow.
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THEY SAID: I'm too old to cut the mustard.
WE SAY: I'm too old to party, dance . . .
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THEY SAID: It is just a pig in a poke.
WE SAY: You don't really know what you are getting. Poke=Paper Bag
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THEY SAID: It's rainin' like a cow pissin' on a flat rock.
WE SAY: It's raining hard.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: It's raining pitchforks and plowhandles.
WE SAY: Its really coming down out there.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: It's as plain as a pig on a sofa.
WE SAY: It's quite obvious.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: I've been running around like a chicken with its head cut off!
WE SAY: I never seem to get anything accomplished.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Just like two peas in a pod
WE SAY: Alike
THEY SAID: Ain't got the sense that God gave a goose
WE SAY: Dimwitted
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: As useful as a milk bucket under a bull
WE SAY: Not needed or not necessary
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Beef bunkles
WE SAY: Beef short ribs
.--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Better a good plow mule than a lame horse!
WE SAY: It may be slow but it will get me there!
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Between you and me and the fencepost...
WE SAY: Don't tell anyone, but...
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Bit a fat hog in the ass
WE SAY: Bad mistake
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Busier than a one- eyed cat watching nine rat holes
WE SAY: Extremely busy
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Butter beans
WE SAY: Lima beans
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Comin' down like a cow pissin' on a flat rock.
WE SAY: It's raining hard.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Couldn't carry a tune in a bucket"
WE SAY: Can't sing very well
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Couldn't hit the broad side of a barn with a bass fiddle
WE SAY: Inaccurate
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Cuttin' the hay tomorrow!
WE SAY: Going to work tomorrow.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Dark as the inside of a horse
WE SAY: Very dark.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Don't count your chickens before they hatch
WE SAY: Don't make assumptions
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Don't look a gift horse in the mouth
WE SAY: Accept gifts graciously
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Don't put all your eggs in one basket.
WE SAY: Exercise your options.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Don't that just crack yer yaller? (Yaller a reference to egg yolk)
WE SAY: Doesn't that surprise you?!
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Don't worry about the mule, just load the wagon.
WE SAY: I can handle any assigned task.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Even a blind hog finds an acorn.
WE SAY: Dumb luck.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Even a blind man on a galloping horse could see it.
WE SAY: It's really obvious.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Faunching at the bit
WE SAY: Ready to go
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Fell off'n the tater wagon
WE SAY: He/she has gone insane
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Glue bait.
WE SAY: An old horse.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Going to a goat's house for wool.
WE SAY: Wasting his time.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Grab the bull by the tail and face the situation (IF ID)
WE SAY: Get to work
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Had to tie a porkchop aound his neck so the dog would play with him
WE SAY: He was an ugly baby
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: He could talk the dogs off of a meat truck
WE SAY: He's very persuasive
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: He couldn't hit a brahma bull in the ass with a snow shovel! (N.W.- PA.)
WE SAY: What a lousy golfer!
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: He couldn't hit the side of the barn from the inside with all the doors shut.
WE SAY: A lousy shot, very inaccurate
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: He fell flatter than a duck's footprint
WE SAY: He fell down
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: He looked like a pig on ice (IF ID)
WE SAY: He is clumsy
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: He ran quicker than Moody's goose!
WE SAY: He ran really fast.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: He was so short, he'd hafta stand on a brick to kick a duck in the ass!
WE SAY: He's kinda short on one end!!!
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: He went 'round the barn on that one.
WE SAY: He took the long way to get there.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: He'd rather wait until the cows come home.
WE SAY: He's a procrastinator.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: He's a wolf in sheep's clothing.
WE SAY: He can't be trusted.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: He's as useful as tits on a boar hog.
WE SAY: He's useless.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: He's happier than a dead pig in the sunshine
WE SAY: He's very happy
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: He's craptin in high cotton...
WE SAY: Everything is coming up roses..
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: He/she could eat corn through a picket fence.
WE SAY: He/she has buck teeth.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Hog wash!
WE SAY: Baloney!
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Hold your horses
WE SAY: Be patient
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: I am fatter than a tick on a coon dog.
WE SAY: I have consumed way too much food.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: I feel like I've been through the Mill.
WE SAY: I had a rough day.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: I didn't come in on the turnip truck!
WE SAY: Don't try to fool me, I've lived awhile and know better.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: I could eat a horse!
WE SAY: Boy! I'm hungry
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: I did fall off the turnip truck, but it wasn't yesterday!
WE SAY: I'm not that gullable!
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: I don't have a dog in that fight
WE SAY: That's none of my concern
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: I had to go all around Robin Hood's barn to get there.
WE SAY: The trip was unnecessarily long and involved.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: I love you more than a hog loves slop!
WE SAY: I really love you!
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: If bullcrap were music, he'd have a brass band!
WE SAY: He really exaggerates, doesn't he?
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: If wishes were horses beggars would ride
WE SAY: If it was a fifth we'd all be drunk
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: If wishes were horses, then beggars would ride
WE SAY: Don't wish for something, get out and get it; get serious
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: If you have a good horse, and a poor buggy you'll get someplace!
WE SAY: Don't be so concerned about what the cars looks like, check out the engine...
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: If you put her brains in a thimble they'd rattle like road apples in a bushel basket.
WE SAY: She's not very smart
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: I'm as busy as a farmer with one hoe and two rattlesnakes
WE SAY: I'm too busy
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: I'm going to beat you like a rented mule!
WE SAY: Quit screwing around!
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: I'm going to see a man about a horse. (Typically a man would say this.)
WE SAY: I'm going to the john.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: I'm gonna come down on you like bees in a honey tree!!
WE SAY: You are in a lot of trouble!
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: I'm off like a herd of turtles.
WE SAY: Moving pretty slow.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: I'm too old to cut the mustard.
WE SAY: I'm too old to party, dance . . .
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: It is just a pig in a poke.
WE SAY: You don't really know what you are getting. Poke=Paper Bag
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: It's rainin' like a cow pissin' on a flat rock.
WE SAY: It's raining hard.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: It's raining pitchforks and plowhandles.
WE SAY: Its really coming down out there.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: It's as plain as a pig on a sofa.
WE SAY: It's quite obvious.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: I've been running around like a chicken with its head cut off!
WE SAY: I never seem to get anything accomplished.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Just like two peas in a pod
WE SAY: Alike