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Post by OLKoot on May 19, 2009 17:36:38 GMT 12.75
Marine Corps Bumper Stickers:
"Martyrs or Marines -- Who Do you Think Will Get The Virgins?"
" U.S. Marines -- Travel Agents To Allah"
"Stop Global Whining"
"When In Doubt, Empty The Magazine"
"The Marine Corps -- When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Destroyed Overnight"
"Death Smiles At Everyone -- Marines Smile Back"
"Marine Sniper - You can run, but you'll just die tired!"
"What Do I Feel When I Kill A Terrorist?... Recoil"
"Marines -- Providing Enemies of America an Opportunity To Die For their Country Since 1775"
"Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It"
"Happiness Is A Belt-Fed Weapon"
"It's God's Job to Forgive Bin Laden -- It's Our Job To Arrange The Meeting"
"Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just A Brawl"
"One Shot, Twelve Kills -- Marine Artillery"
"Do draft dodgers Have Reunions? If So, What Do They Talk About?"
"My kid fought in Iraq so yours can party in college"
"Machine Gunners -- Accuracy by Volume"
"A Dead Enemy Is A Peaceful Enemy -- Blessed Be The Peacemakers"
"If You Can Read, Thank A Teacher. If You Can Read It In English, Thank A Marine"
"Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism, and Communism, WAR has Never Solved Anything"
"Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference in the world. But, the Marines don't have that problem." -- Ronald Reagan
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Post by Toby Benoit on May 20, 2009 13:59:44 GMT 12.75
Lolol, I just got this in my e-mail and was gonna post it here, but you beat me to it Koot!
I guess I gotta get up a little earlier to put one over on ya.
My favorite; "Marines -- Providing Enemies of America an Opportunity To Die For their Country Since 1775"
;D ;D ;D - Thanks Steve!
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Post by OLKoot on May 20, 2009 16:58:13 GMT 12.75
YUP, I loved that one too, but the one I use all the time and when my daughter used to bring her dumb boyfriends home....I would elaborate this one for a bit,Mess with my daughter, You can run, but you'll just die tired!" Just to tell yah the real story, my daughter used to bring home these gorillas who she prompted before they met me.....So hear come the shit heads with a dumb look on there face,while saying hello, they would say....."Gee you go hunting??"....."I would like to learn how to hunt".......Trying to get on my good side it seemed....Then theyd sit there with this stupid look on their faces....Then I'd go back to the you can run diatribe...The best one was, I didnt like this kid she was going out with, so when he did come over, I sat picking my teeth with my old K-Bar.....
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Post by Snake Eyes on May 20, 2009 23:16:06 GMT 12.75
;D The last one attributed to Ronald Reagan is a good one also. IMO snake-eyes
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