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Post by OLKoot on Dec 6, 2009 15:43:43 GMT 12.75
Latest Tiger Woods Jokes
10) Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole-in-one.
9) What did Tiger Woods' wife do with the leftover turkey from Thanksgiving dinner? ..........She made him a club sandwich.
8) What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing
7) Tiger Woods was injured in a car accident as he pulled out of his driveway early Friday morning. It was Woods' shortest drive since an errant tee shot at the US Open.
6) What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards
5) I don't know what set her off... All Tiger said was "Rachel has a much a tighter grip."
4) Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron.
3) Apparently the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. She said "I don't know exactly... but put me down for a 5."
2) Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger's wife to pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger!
And the number 1 Tiger Joke is..............
1) What does Tiger Woods have in common with a baby seals?........They both get clubbed by Norwegians.
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Post by Snake Eyes on Dec 13, 2009 5:07:23 GMT 12.75
Koot, Sorry to say I may be one of the few that admire Tiger as a golfer and not as a husband or father. Let's treat him for what he is as golfers #1.All else is BS. I always think let those.........throw the first stone. Sorry to say it would not be me But I have paid my dues for my mistakes and Tiger will more than pay for his. If it comes down to a settlement bet your butt it will be around 2 hundred million. That is 200,000,000+. Zeroes make it look more impressive.Pay her off and get back to playing golf.
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Post by brittonfaith on Dec 13, 2009 5:15:12 GMT 12.75
I don't know anything about golf. Always thought it was silly to spend a lot of money on equipment to chase a little ball around a big hay field.....I figure Tiger is on the links right now listening to all the alledged gals on his radio and maybe with all of this coming to public view is feeling a little dirty. He's probably spending a lot of time at the ball washer thinking about it all.
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