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Post by OLKoot on May 14, 2011 2:56:17 GMT 12.75
Saint Peter is sitting at the Pearly Gates when 3 black guys arrive. St. Peter looked out through the Gates and said "Wait here. I will be right back." St. Pete goes over to God's office and chambers and tells him who is waiting for entrance. God says to Pete: "How many times do I have to tell you, you can't be racist and judgmental here. This is heaven. All are loved. All are brothers. Go back and let them in!"
St. Pete goes back to the Gates, looks around, and lets out a heavy sigh. He returns to God's chambers and says "Well, they're gone." "Who. The black guys?" asked God. "No. The Gates."
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Post by RogueWarrior1957 on May 14, 2011 3:12:40 GMT 12.75
LOL!
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Post by Toby Benoit on May 14, 2011 4:17:49 GMT 12.75
;D ;D ;D
Little Leroy came home one day with a big ol' watermelon. is mammy asks, "where'd dat co,me from? You ain't stile it did ya?"
"No mammy, I ain't stole it, I won it," he says. "There was a bunch of white boys dat decided dat whoever had de longest pecker, could take home dis watermelon."
"What boy? You showed dem white boys yo pecker?"
"Not really mammy," Leroy says... "I only showed 'em enough to win de melon!"
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Post by OLKoot on May 14, 2011 6:37:57 GMT 12.75
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