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Post by OLKoot on Jun 9, 2011 7:19:37 GMT 12.75
While hiking down along the border this morning, I saw a Muslim extremist trying to cross the Rio Grande River ; he was struggling to stay afloat because of all the guns and bombs he was carrying.
Along with him was a Mexican who was also struggling to stay afloat because of the large backpack of drugs that was strapped to his back. If they didn't get help, they'd surely drown.
Being a responsible Texan and abiding by the law to help those in distress, I informed the El Paso County Sheriff's Office and Homeland Security.
It is now 4 pm, both have drowned, and neither authority has responded.
I'm starting to think I wasted two stamps...
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Post by Paws on Jun 9, 2011 9:42:58 GMT 12.75
While hiking down along the border this morning, I saw a Muslim extremist trying to cross the Rio Grande River ; he was struggling to stay afloat because of all the guns and bombs he was carrying. Along with him was a Mexican who was also struggling to stay afloat because of the large backpack of drugs that was strapped to his back. If they didn't get help, they'd surely drown. Being a responsible Texan and abiding by the law to help those in distress, I informed the El Paso County Sheriff's Office and Homeland Security. It is now 4 pm, both have drowned, and neither authority has responded. I'm starting to think I wasted two stamps... LMAO! I'm stealing it!
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Post by Toby Benoit on Jun 9, 2011 18:22:41 GMT 12.75
Stamps!!!! Pricesless!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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