Post by OLKoot on Jul 28, 2011 8:38:14 GMT 12.75
Murphy's Technology Law #1:
> You can never tell which way the train went by looking at the track.
>
> Murphy's Technology Law #2:
> Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with
> confidence.
>
> Murphy's Technology Law #3:
> Technology is dominated by those who manage what they do not
> understand.
>
> Murphy's Technology Law #4:
> If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then
> the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.
>
> Murphy's Technology Law #5:
> An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until
> he/she knows absolutely everything about nothing.
>
> Murphy's Technology Law #6:
> Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe, and he'll
> believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it, and he'll have to
> touch to be sure.
>
> Murphy's Technology Law #7:
> All great discoveries are made by mistake.
>
> Murphy's Technology Law #8:
> Nothing ever gets built on schedule or within budget.
>
> Murphy's Technology Law #9:
> All's well that ends . . . period.
>
> Murphy's Technology Law #10:
> A meeting is an event at which minutes are kept and hours are lost.
>
> Murphy's Technology Law #11:
> The first myth of management is that it exists.
>
> Murphy's Technology Law #12:
> A failure will not appear until a unit has passed final inspection.
>
> Murphy's Technology Law #13:
> New systems generate new problems.
>
> Murphy's Technology Law #14:
> To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.
>
> Murphy's Technology Law #15:
> We don't know one-millionth of one percent about anything.
>
> Murphy's Technology Law #16:
> Any given program, when running, is obsolete.
>
> Murphy's Technology Law #17:
> A computer makes as many mistakes in two seconds as 20 men
> working 20 years make.
> You can never tell which way the train went by looking at the track.
>
> Murphy's Technology Law #2:
> Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with
> confidence.
>
> Murphy's Technology Law #3:
> Technology is dominated by those who manage what they do not
> understand.
>
> Murphy's Technology Law #4:
> If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then
> the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.
>
> Murphy's Technology Law #5:
> An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until
> he/she knows absolutely everything about nothing.
>
> Murphy's Technology Law #6:
> Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe, and he'll
> believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it, and he'll have to
> touch to be sure.
>
> Murphy's Technology Law #7:
> All great discoveries are made by mistake.
>
> Murphy's Technology Law #8:
> Nothing ever gets built on schedule or within budget.
>
> Murphy's Technology Law #9:
> All's well that ends . . . period.
>
> Murphy's Technology Law #10:
> A meeting is an event at which minutes are kept and hours are lost.
>
> Murphy's Technology Law #11:
> The first myth of management is that it exists.
>
> Murphy's Technology Law #12:
> A failure will not appear until a unit has passed final inspection.
>
> Murphy's Technology Law #13:
> New systems generate new problems.
>
> Murphy's Technology Law #14:
> To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.
>
> Murphy's Technology Law #15:
> We don't know one-millionth of one percent about anything.
>
> Murphy's Technology Law #16:
> Any given program, when running, is obsolete.
>
> Murphy's Technology Law #17:
> A computer makes as many mistakes in two seconds as 20 men
> working 20 years make.