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Post by RogueWarrior1957 on Feb 19, 2008 13:03:14 GMT 12.75
I was thinking more like she should pay me....kind of like a dowry or something. If she's not independently wealthy, I'm not interested. Toby wants one of those "I Dream of Jeannie" models..."Whatever you wish, master, is my greatest delight!" *~ba-da-bing~* "Your wish is granted!" While you're at it...get Paws one of those as well! ;-{)} -Rogie-
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Post by Mars on Feb 19, 2008 13:59:30 GMT 12.75
ID#: 66V-15987 Name: Julia Age: 24 Height: 5'2'' (160 cm) Weight: 110 (50 kg) ID#: 66V-15980 Name: Natalia Age: 22 Height: 5'4'' (165 cm) Weight: 103 (47 kg) How much you willing to pay for these two? ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Bro. Freddie on Feb 19, 2008 14:05:35 GMT 12.75
Paws has already had 3!!! Ain't he been through enough torture??? I think it's yours and Tiny's turn to experience the thrills of matrimony ;D
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Post by Paws on Feb 19, 2008 15:05:24 GMT 12.75
That's like paying admision to get into prison! You are just jealous cause we ain't talking about ordering you one ;D Somebody needs to. I sure as hell can't seem to pick my own! Well, I guess that isn't "exactly" the truth. That first gal I married, Erlinda Nicdao Zapata Flores Mendoza was a good one. Everything about her , except her level of tolerance for my horseshit, was top drawer. With the next two I certainly had enough information before we were married to know better. Are you listening Carter?
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Post by Paws on Feb 19, 2008 23:36:01 GMT 12.75
ID#: 66V-15987 Name: Julia Age: 24 Height: 5'2'' (160 cm) Weight: 110 (50 kg) ID#: 66V-15980 Name: Natalia Age: 22 Height: 5'4'' (165 cm) Weight: 103 (47 kg) How much you willing to pay for these two? ;D ;D ;D First one is too fat, 2nd is too tall. Hey that "V" in the ID #, that for Virgin?
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Post by Paws on Feb 20, 2008 0:08:21 GMT 12.75
Now look what you knotheads have done to the banner ads!
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Post by Mars on Feb 20, 2008 6:56:56 GMT 12.75
Those are not for you Paws but here ya go; ID#: 66V-3625 Name: Ludmila Age: 50 Height: 5'4'' (163 cm) Weight: 119 (54 kg) ID#: 66V-9787 Name: Lubov Age: 60 Height: 5'5'' (167 cm) Weight: 149 (68 kg) And the V stands for "very used". ;D
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Post by Paws on Feb 20, 2008 11:50:51 GMT 12.75
Well I've slept with worse; sober yet!
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Post by Bro. Freddie on Feb 20, 2008 14:12:05 GMT 12.75
Well I've slept with worse; sober yet! I don't know if I would have admitted that!
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Post by RogueWarrior1957 on Feb 20, 2008 15:50:07 GMT 12.75
Hey! That Ludmila (age 50) is not a half bad looking dame. How much dowry is she offering? ;D I ran across a couple of other Russian ladies a while back...Svetlana was brunette, looked a bit like Linda Carter, spoke perfect English and was a English professor at a university. Vladimira was a tiny little redhead, pixey-ish, about 4' 9" tall, spoke some English, but was way up there on the "cute factor." I do have more of an affinity for Russian or other European ladies than of the South American, Middle Eastern, or Far Eastern ladies. Just my personal perference, and I do have some White Russian blood. However, the way those mail-order things are run, it is impossible to know what you are getting yourself into. If it is difficult to know people you have the opportunity to see every day before marriage, think what a surprize package a mail-order spouse would be. (I've never heard of women sending for a mail-order husband...I guess maybe it's cuz guys are a dime a dozen? LOLOL!) "Ola! Se llama, Carlos. Yo soy el machine del amor!" -Rogue-
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Post by Paws on Feb 21, 2008 1:14:49 GMT 12.75
I wonder if they have a "Mail Order Bride of the Month" club. You know like, cheese and jam? The gift that keeps on giving? I know why you can get a mail order bride but no groom Rogue. You see women are basically evil and they will even advertise themselves to tie up with a man. It's their evil nature. Why else would a woman go out of her way to marry up and make one man so miserable when they could stay single and make so many men so happy? Besides anything that bleeds for a week and don't die has got to be evil!
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Post by raingauge on Feb 21, 2008 4:34:54 GMT 12.75
Well, a friend of mine married a woman from the Ukraine, today he thumbs his nose at American women. www.russianmeetingplace.comI should mention Mikes wife, Tanya, has a friend I wrote to for about a year, I didn't think I could get MY act together just yet, so we stopped communicating. Anyhow, the site is for people married to EU people, are interested in meeting EU people, or are just curious. And yes, some of the men have been "mail order" LOL Now, lets see if this causes a rukus
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Post by Bro. Freddie on Feb 21, 2008 13:58:46 GMT 12.75
Rogie??? Toby??? Have ya'll checked that website yet???
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Post by Bro. Freddie on Feb 21, 2008 14:00:01 GMT 12.75
Now look what you knotheads have done to the banner ads! What?? It shows an ad for a walk in cooler and coffee cup sleeves
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Post by Mars on Feb 22, 2008 1:12:45 GMT 12.75
It was all russian bride ads. Your "Toby" post generated a buy Toby on Ebay ad. ;D
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Post by Paws on Feb 22, 2008 1:44:00 GMT 12.75
Buy Toby? I thought Lincoln outlawed that!
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Post by Mars on Feb 22, 2008 8:25:32 GMT 12.75
I guess that would depend on who a person believes won the War. Irregardless, the War only switched who are slave owners. It went from private individuals being allowed slaves to the goverment making everybody a slave. You can't own property, education is based on business needs, your wages are taken by the slave owner before you actualy get them, your travel is regulated by a National travel pass called a drivers license, ect..
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Post by Bro. Freddie on Feb 22, 2008 13:04:56 GMT 12.75
Buy Toby? I thought Lincoln outlawed that! I've been trying to figure out who would "buy" Tiny....errr...Toby. Why would someone pay good money for him? ;D
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Post by Paws on Feb 28, 2008 12:44:57 GMT 12.75
One Way Inn Adult Toys Inc. Biotech Ave NYNY, BR549-6969 Miss Iwanna Bigun 3636 Hairy Box Ave Hometown, LA Dear Miss Bigun; Thank you for your recent order however we are unable to accomodate your request for the big red vibrator shown in our catalog wall display. It is our fire extinguisher. Thanks for your order Mr Wally Oneeye Customer Service
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Post by Lt Colonel Bruce Reynolds on Feb 28, 2008 16:29:33 GMT 12.75
OOOOOOH Phil that was sooooooooooooooooooooo BAD ;D ;D ;D
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