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Post by Paws on Oct 7, 2007 11:18:34 GMT 12.75
Dear Santa, me, my dogs, and my inherited cats need a place to stay. It can be most anywhere as long as we can stay together. We decided that we are family ifin it is a weird family and we ain't splittin' up. We could stay here maybe if old bullhead gives up the deed. We might stay in New Marshfield if we need to or we might even just stay in the camper somewhere along the road. If might be good to be settled before it gets real cold too.
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Post by raingauge on Oct 7, 2007 15:22:32 GMT 12.75
Well, you're sure welcome here, Paws, if you can put up with my weird family. Just me and 9 horses, they ain't house broke, so I make them stay outside.
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Post by Paws on Oct 8, 2007 0:35:45 GMT 12.75
These darned cats ain't housebroke either; but... (I love litter boxes!) NOT!! o
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Post by raingauge on Oct 8, 2007 15:44:06 GMT 12.75
Guess you could let the cats stay in the barn with the horses, never notice the odor that way. The other critters might drive 'em nuts, though, like the pheasants and Huns that feed in the yard, the rabbits and deer that wander through, just more four legged things to drive 'em crazy.
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Post by Toby Benoit on Oct 9, 2007 13:24:31 GMT 12.75
"We could stay here maybe if old bullhead gives up the deed." Have you tried asking nicely? Turn on the charm and try to smile. Remember to compliment her shoes, hair, and complexion; then shmooze her a little bit and ask her sweetly, for the sake of the cats and dogs of course.
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Post by Paws on Oct 9, 2007 13:47:26 GMT 12.75
She won't even return my calls now. I had to threaten to sue her to get support for the animals. She started sending $450.00 a month. Think I'll pay her a visit and see if a gut shot reprobate has time to repent before they croak! (Yes your honor I said that now what you gonna do put me in a cell and make me sleep in a bed that don't smell like cat piss? Gonna feed me three times a day with food that somebody else cooked? Gonna improve my odds at having sex by four hundred percent? )
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Post by brittonfaith on Oct 10, 2007 5:06:12 GMT 12.75
We should be set up (maybe without power, but moved in with oil lampa and a fireplace) by the end of the month. You know where our rocky top is. Let us know if you need a place to set up that camper. Power is scheduled to be on in time to light Santa's way. Got tons of firewood to get us through.
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Post by Toby Benoit on Oct 10, 2007 10:50:42 GMT 12.75
"Gonna improve my odds at having sex by four hundred percent?" Shower raped by a big nig named Phish, ain't my idea of 'improving' my love life! You ought to talk a bit with Preacher Freddie! I'm gonna pray you was just letting off steam! Remember, "this too shall pass."
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Post by Paws on Oct 11, 2007 2:06:55 GMT 12.75
Pastor Freddie knows my heart and my spirit I think. Yes, if not for the venting then I would probably really do something stupid. Tell me though what you think; would a six pack or a 12 pack be appropriate for waiting for a gut shot reprobate to confess, repent, seek forgiveness and die.
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Post by Paws on Oct 11, 2007 2:12:28 GMT 12.75
We should be set up (maybe without power, but moved in with oil lampa and a fireplace) by the end of the month. You know where our rocky top is. Let us know if you need a place to set up that camper. Power is scheduled to be on in time to light Santa's way. Got tons of firewood to get us through. Thanks Faith. I might have to take you up on that. The plan though is if I must leave here to set up at New Marshfield on my lot while I work on rebuilding the house or tearing it down whichever is more appropriate. That way I can set up a caged kennel and cat room and keep these rascals together while I make long range plans. Once I get passed the desire to totally excoriate her and annihilate her future with a more positively focused set of goals I think I will be OK.
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Post by raingauge on Oct 11, 2007 4:11:15 GMT 12.75
This may be vindictive, but ..... the greatest revenge I have found ...is .......going through the pain, working through the difficult stuff, staying close to the Creator, and finding happiness within again. Once you find serenity, they can smell it, drives 'em nuts, takes a while for them to figure out they don't have a hold on you anymore, something some people just cant stand. Gotta admit, though, that look within is a real pain!!! Wish you the best, paws, and pray it all works out best for you. You know there is an open door here, I guess that goes for everyone on this board.
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Post by OLKoot on Oct 11, 2007 4:28:29 GMT 12.75
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Post by Paws on Oct 11, 2007 7:00:56 GMT 12.75
See there Pastor and you thought my ideas were bad! LOL
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Post by Lt Colonel Bruce Reynolds on Nov 14, 2007 0:38:33 GMT 12.75
What I want for Christmas
What I want is for the memory of me being in a Yankee Blue uniform to leave my memory for ever HA! HA! HA! ;D ;D Thanks Santa!
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Post by Paws on Nov 14, 2007 0:41:06 GMT 12.75
Careful there Major/General! Sometimes we do get what we wish for!!
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Post by CountryGal on Nov 15, 2007 17:14:24 GMT 12.75
All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth. Paws, if I wasn't living with my daughter, you could come to Okie Ville and stay with me but you might be better off up where you are cause I am kind of demanding of some things when it comes to men. You wont have to take out the trash or have to cook unless you want to but the first time I get up in the middle of the night and my butt hits water then the fight will be on.
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Post by Paws on Nov 16, 2007 1:23:09 GMT 12.75
I'll ask Santa to bring you one of them fuzzy mink toilet seat covers! How the hell you been woman?
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Post by Paws on Nov 16, 2007 1:29:37 GMT 12.75
This may be vindictive, but ..... the greatest revenge I have found ...is .......going through the pain, working through the difficult stuff, staying close to the Creator, and finding happiness within again. Once you find serenity, they can smell it, drives 'em nuts, takes a while for them to figure out they don't have a hold on you anymore, something some people just cant stand. Gotta admit, though, that look within is a real pain!!! Wish you the best, paws, and pray it all works out best for you. You know there is an open door here, I guess that goes for everyone on this board. Tfhank you RG. It sure is tempting. I never in my life seen any prettier territory than what's out your way. One of those blessings I'm truly thankful for.
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Post by CountryGal on Nov 16, 2007 4:35:35 GMT 12.75
hi ya Paws. I finally got the net hooked up so I am online again. Job is doing okay as far as jobs go. I just wish I could win the lottery. That way I could retire so I could travel. Hey, thats an Idea Santa, how about a winning loto ticket.....
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Post by Carter Northcutt on Nov 16, 2007 5:22:43 GMT 12.75
I would like to ask Santa to fulfill your all's wishes and to leave at least one cookie on the plate for me when I get up in the morning ;D
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