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Post by Paws on Jun 8, 2011 21:29:42 GMT 12.75
Nope, I'll take the pills, take the shots; that's it. I've outlived 90 percent of my family. They have all gone by cancer, heart attack or stroke. Most before fifty five. I'll do no surgery or resuscitation. No tubes, no extraordinary measures. If I can't shove a fork in my face or tip my own glass just lean me up against a tree that needs fertilized and commence the composting process. Just contact the folk in my cell phone group labeled "If I am Down" and nobody else including kith or kin. Given the average life span of a WASPM of 72 less the 15 year diabetic discount I should already be dead anyhow.
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Post by Paws on Jun 9, 2011 1:43:40 GMT 12.75
ýWeight: 205.2, Pulse: 84, BP: 125/85, Glucose: 182 Looks like the Victornex has had an effect. That's about a twenty five percent drop. I'll take it
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Post by Snake Eyes on Jun 9, 2011 1:54:07 GMT 12.75
I have to say I have problems but nothing compared to yours. My problems: I drink too much,smoke too much and work too much. At last check sugar was great(according to Dr)B/P elevated at 140/78 and taken care of by scips. Dr keeps saying I should quit smoking and drinking! She has been saying that for the 20 years I have been going to her.I work 40hours a week,smoke just under a pack a day(use to smoke 3pks a day) and drink 4 1.75 liters of Old Crow bourbon every two weeks. These numbers are real....Why am I alive at 66 and all around me are friends dying at my age or less that have lived much healthier lives than myself.
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Post by OLKoot on Jun 9, 2011 3:12:30 GMT 12.75
Snake, you just got that lucky gene!!...You'll probably live to be 100, and go out with a shot of bourbon in your hand as they lay you to rest!! LOL Phil, I think I'm going to call you OLKOOT too, since your just as thick as I am.....The difference is, I got a wife that still kicks my ass, twists my arm, and bites my legs and gets me into order!! LOL....I do like what that med did for you , and I hope your right about the next day experience with it...However, I still think you need a kick in the ass though just to reingage that brain of yours and get it out of Georgia Neutral...LOL ;D
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Post by Paws on Jun 9, 2011 3:59:43 GMT 12.75
Snake, you just got that lucky gene!!...You'll probably live to be 100, and go out with a shot of bourbon in your hand as they lay you to rest!! LOL Phil, I think I'm going to call you OLKOOT too, since your just as thick as I am.....The difference is, I got a wife that still kicks my ass, twists my arm, and bites my legs and gets me into order!! LOL....I do like what that med did for you , and I hope your right about the next day experience with it...However, I still think you need a kick in the ass though just to reingage that brain of yours and get it out of Georgia Neutral...LOL ;D Yeah, I know my wife loved me too cause she gave me chocolate covered cherries. I think the drive to send her to hell is the only thing that keeps me going.
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Post by OLKoot on Jun 9, 2011 6:09:23 GMT 12.75
LOL,chocolate covered cherries are good!! .....At least the chocolate is....
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Post by Paws on Jun 9, 2011 6:09:46 GMT 12.75
I have to say I have problems but nothing compared to yours. My problems: I drink too much,smoke too much and work too much. At last check sugar was great(according to Dr)B/P elevated at 140/78 and taken care of by scips. Dr keeps saying I should quit smoking and drinking! She has been saying that for the 20 years I have been going to her.I work 40hours a week,smoke just under a pack a day(use to smoke 3pks a day) and drink 4 1.75 liters of Old Crow bourbon every two weeks. These numbers are real....Why am I alive at 66 and all around me are friends dying at my age or less that have lived much healthier lives than myself. Yep my Great Grandma drank a quart a day and constantly did snuff. Finally got her at 97!
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Post by Toby Benoit on Jun 9, 2011 18:01:10 GMT 12.75
Phil, I think the Lord is gonna keep you here with us for a long time...just to piss you off!!!
By the way, that line you used the other day on FB about reserving the right to feed your ex to an alligator made me blow diet Pepsi through both nostrils!!! ;D
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Post by Snake Eyes on Jun 10, 2011 1:36:06 GMT 12.75
Snake, you just got that lucky gene!!...You'll probably live to be 100, and go out with a shot of bourbon in your hand as they lay you to rest!! LOL Koot, Not really excited about living to 100....But I would sure like to live till the day I die,doing any number of things good and bad. I always thought it would be great to be killed at 75 by a jealous husband,catching me in bed with his 30year old wife. Now I know he would not have to kill me....she could do that
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Post by Paws on Jun 10, 2011 2:15:55 GMT 12.75
Glad we gave you a chuckle there boy! I have got to say I am feeling a whole bunch better. I must admit I would like to live like maybe three or four hundred years if the world stands, which I don't believe it will. I'd just like to see what things are invented etc. Hey, wasn't it you that said something about the diabetes epiddemic starting at the close of WWII? You reckon we casued this shit with the A bomb?
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Post by Paws on Jun 10, 2011 2:18:01 GMT 12.75
Weight: 203.8 HR: 93 BP: 124/80 Glucose 170 Better!
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Post by OLKoot on Jun 10, 2011 2:57:20 GMT 12.75
Maybe I should start calling you skinny old fart ;D.....Those numbers look great.... Snake , now that's a plan, a 30 year old, now if I could remember what it was like, I may try it too....1-2-3,I don't care if I die!!! Toby, wipe your nose!!
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Post by Paws on Jun 11, 2011 3:54:46 GMT 12.75
Weight: 203.2 HR: 92 BP: 123/84 Glucose: 165 ;D
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Post by OLKoot on Jun 11, 2011 7:12:24 GMT 12.75
Congratulations....Looking good.... ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Toby Benoit on Jun 11, 2011 7:20:59 GMT 12.75
You in training or somethin'? Trying to get in shape to tap a little of that optometrist ass??? Now SHE will get that blood pressure pumping boy!!! Ol Koot don't remember such things....last peice of ass he got was cause his finger poked through the paper while wiping.
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Post by Paws on Jun 11, 2011 9:02:46 GMT 12.75
You in training or somethin'? Trying to get in shape to tap a little of that optometrist ass??? Now SHE will get that blood pressure pumping boy!!! Ol Koot don't remember such things....last peice of ass he got was cause his finger poked through the paper while wiping. Wouldn't mind after I'm divorced but actually I was just hoping to enable getting into the swimming pool without making everybody throw up!
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Post by OLKoot on Jun 11, 2011 12:52:53 GMT 12.75
Maybe they won't throw up if you shaved and walked backwards!!!
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Post by Paws on Jun 11, 2011 14:02:07 GMT 12.75
Maybe they won't throw up if you shaved and walked backwards!!! That might work but I'm afraid they'd mistake me for you.
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Post by OLKoot on Jun 11, 2011 14:23:49 GMT 12.75
Maybe they won't throw up if you shaved and walked backwards!!! That might work but I'm afraid they'd mistake me for you. Now you know that wouldn't be since we is twins!!
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Post by Paws on Jun 13, 2011 5:16:03 GMT 12.75
Weight: 202.4, Pulse: 88, BP: 134/85, Glucose: 153
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